Camping got my thinking about how awesome it'd be to live outside. You wouldn't have to worry about rent or utilities. Bathing in a creek is the perfect way to wake up in the morning. And you wouldn't have a mailbox to get freebies… nooooooooooooo!!!
I take it back. I love my apartment. As a goodwill gesture, I will use this free Glidden paint to touch up my bedroom walls. Just don't take my freebies away.
[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]