Free ASPCA Pet Safety Pack

Free Pet Safety Window Decals

Free ASPCA Pet Safety Pack

This free ASPCA pet safety pack is a classic offer that's still active. I posted this free pet window decal first in 2008 and yet here it is, active as ever. If you don't have a pet rescue window decal up on your house yet, or an Animal Poison Control Center magnet, then I'd definitely sign up for this freebie. It's such an easy, free way to make your dog, cat, or pet safe in the middle of a fire or emergency.

I've put these up in every home I've lived in. My brothers and I even once put the correct information on them instead of creative insult names for each other! Although, now that I think about it, my old pet window cling isn't by the front door anymore. That can only mean it peeled off, fell on the floor, and was most likely eaten by one of my dogs.

Looks like I need to request a new pet rescue sticker. Next to it, I'll put a HIF sticker and little drawing of me slumped over my computer and drooling. Because let's be real, if there's an emergency, I'm probably going to need to be rescued as well!

You'll need to confirm your email after requesting these. Once that's out of the way, you can expect your freebie in 8-10 weeks.


Free Mental Health Reboot 2021 Calendar

Free Mental Health Reboot 2021 Calendar

In order to get this free Mental Health Reboot 2021 calendar, you'll want to select “request a printed calendar” on this page. An address form should then appear and you should receive your printed calendar within the next 10-14 business days.

This freebie is provided by EDCare, who teamed up with the popular mental health illustrator Melissa Webb, founder of Mellow Doodles. They hope her amazing illustrations encourage you to fight the stigmas associated with eating disorders and other mental health conditions, in addition to exploring your own mental well-being throughout the year.


Free 2021 CST Calendar

I have a feeling this signup form for a free 2021 CST calendar won't last too long. It looks to be a rather targeted offer and these types of freebies are typically in short supply.

For area of research, I went with Metabolism since that's always my BS excuse after eating an entire sleeve of Oreos.


Free IKEA Secure Hardware Kit

Free IKEA Secure Hardware Kit

Free IKEA Secure Hardware Kit

If you've got a small child at home or the prospect of a drunk-Goob ever visiting, you might want to pick up a free IKEA secure hardware kit. They're clearly designed for IKEA chests and drawers, but they should be simple L brackets that should work with most generic furniture as well.

They have two kits to pick from, depending on the size of your furniture, however you can pick both of them if you have a ton of potential weapons furniture.


Free 2021 Wall Calendar

Free Arkansas 2021 Wall Calendar

Free 2019 Pybus Point Lodge Calendar

The Arkansas Secretary of State is giving away free 2021 wall calendars. Will this calendar actually arrive? Will we survive the election tomorrow? Will the Mariners ever make the playoffs again? Who knows, but there's only one way to find out!

We should (hopefully) get these by the end of the year.

Another Possible 2021 Calendar Offer

I don't want to make a separate post just for this freebie, so here it goes for those feeling extra lucky! The University of North Carolina Chapel Hill has a submission form open for a free 2021 calendar. I have a feeling this wasn't meant for the public and they shut the form down before the end of tonight, so good luck!


Free SocialNature Product Samples

Free Product Trials from SocialNature

SocialNature currently has 40+ free trials you can apply for! After creating an account, simply head to their Products page and make sure to select United States on the left sidebar. You should then be able to click “Apple to Try” on a huge variety of freebies!

As you can see from the items already listed, there are tens of thousands of people applying for these samples, so you're not guaranteed to get each item. But with so many freebies being offered, you're bound to get lucky in many of them! Plus you'll move to the top of the list if the brand is looking for your specific demographic. So mom's who buy stuff for their families are almost always offered freebies πŸ™‚

As somebody who recently bought herb and vegetable seeds to grow in a window garden, I really hope I get a few of those Back to Roots freebies. Worst case, I end up killing my plants, but use the freebie on my hair roots!


Free 2021 Wall Calendar

Free Calendars

Free 2019 Pybus Point Lodge Calendar

I've noticed that calendar freebies are like free t-shirts – every so often they don't arrive or show up in a weird size or a year too late. If a 2018 calendar arrived on my doorstep tomorrow, I wouldn't bat an eye.

However free calendars show up all the time, every single year! As more show up, the list below will update. When they become expired, they'll remove from the list.

This way, you can quickly see all the available free wall and desk calendars on one simple page!

Free Calendars by Mail


Free General Shale 2020 Calendar

Free General Shale 2021 Calendar

Free General Shale 2020 Calendar

I didn't find the 2020 version of this freebie until April of this year. I think they had run out by then, so hopefully we're early enough for this free General Shale 2021 calendar.

It's weird. I barely leave the house anymore. All days are the same and yet somehow I need this freebie even more. Is today Sunday? No, wait, it's Thursday. Or is it… crap, I've already forgotten the other … four?


Free Positive Promotions 2021 Calendar Sample Pack

Free Positive Promotions 2021 Calendar Samples

This free Positive Promotions 2021 calendar sample pack that we can sign up for might not be guaranteed to come, so let's cross our fingers and see what happens.

Positive Promotions is an on-demand print company for promotional material, so this type of freebie is right up their alley. Veteran Hiffers might remember Oriental Trading ran a similar calendar promo for close to 10 years!

The form requires a company name and job title. I always say I'm the Caretaker of Goob Inc. My body is a temple, but it's for a religion long since forgotten to history. Luckily UNESCO deemed me a world heritage site in 1921. I'm just the latest guy hired in charge of making sure soil erosion or excessive sugar consumption doesn't erode away my core.


Free Key Copy

Free Key Copy at minuteKEY

Free Key Copy

There's another free key copy at minuteKEY offer available through Oct 31!

If you could use a little help not getting locked out of your home, then this freebie is for you. Use code OCT28915C2 at a nearby kiosk location and you'll get a free key.

Key copies are made in just a few minutes. Now to find a kiosk that spits out hollow rocks in under a minute as well.

Every time these are offered, they sell out fast, so don't delay!