We're limited to a mere 5 free Birds of Washington 2016 calendars. My apartment doesn't even have 5 different rooms in it, let alone ones which require a calendar. But I'm excited to see what it's like to live as a bigshot and able to know the date immediately whether I'm frying an egg or brushing my teeth. What an age we live in!
EDIT: Mobile Hiffers may have better luck signing up with this link.
In order to get a free Betty Crocker 2016 calendar, signup or login at that link then click this link to find the signup form. This is only valid for Betty Crocker members as of 11/3 and supplies are limited to 1 per customer on a first come basis. Kinda like the results of my cooking, especially after that first review comes in.
If you don't qualify, make sure to sign up today so you'll qualify for the next Betty Crocker freebie!
Copehnhagen tobacco is giving away free Vapur water bottles to Hiffers aged 21 and above. I think that technically makes these outdoor liquor bottles instead.
After logging in, you should see the image above on the main homepage. Clicking it starts the signup process while staring at it starts the waiting game.
The signup form for free Weber watercolor paint promises you'll “receive catalogs & samples.” Boy, I sure hope the catalogues aren't the samples.
Aside from knowing Cornell technically exists, the only connections I have to it are from Andy Bernard and their yearly bird freebies, like today's free 2016 bird calendar. As such, I imagine the entire student body does nothing but sing acapella songs about birds all day. I think it's part of the curriculum for their Liberal Arts program.
This free POW/MIA Recognition Day poster requires an answer to “how are you going to use this poster.” Uhhh … on my wall?
Mijello missed their calling of inventing Jell-o cup pad locks, but I digress. Instead they apparently got into the paint business and are giving away 2 free watercolor samples. It doesn't say what colors we'll get and I'm afraid to be stuck with bum colors, like brown and grey, so I specifically requested two colors I just made up: flupe and shrapple.
I bet I get brown and grey.
Siemens is one of those rare conglomerates that's reached the Goob Trifecta. Funny name? Check. Seemingly everywhere? Check. No idea what they do? Oh you best believe it. And now they've jumped into the freebie world with this free 2015 desktop calendar. I don't know whether to be happy or scared.
This free Electro Rent 2015 calendar has given me a new business idea: rent electricity! It'll be dirt cheap, but you have to give all the energy back by running in a giant hamster wheel. It's foolproof!