It's that time of year again. Playoff baseball, pumpkin spice everything, and 2019 calendars like this free African American history calendar.

Dang it, I was kinda hoping for a pumpkin spice calendar.

Since 2011, the state of West Virginia has given away an annual free Roadside in Bloom calendar. Every year I'm reminded that West Virginia ain't half bad! I hear NYC attempted making their own version, but it turns out we only have like 7 trees.

At least it isn't my home state of South Carolina giving these away. Otherwise every month would have a picture of orange traffic cones and strips of truck tires.

Today through 9/15/18, you can use this coupon to get a free 18×24″ poster at Office Depot and Office Max. This is a $15.99 value can be redeemed at your local store.

What's everybody making as their poster? I'm thinking of building one that says “please shut up” and taping it to my neighbor's door the next time they decide to argue at 3am.

There are two free “Worth It” motivational posters to choose from, which means you have double the options to hang on your wall and make you feel lazy! I can't wait to shamefully glance at mine right before I take my first bite of a 4am delivery bacon cheeseburger.

Now through April 30, you can request a coupon good for a free quart of Kelly-Moore paint. I plan on using mine to cover all the nicks and scrapes I've put in the walls of my living room. Or should I get the color of my bedroom? Actually, my terrible hallway is the first area my guests are introduced to…

Basically, I've always been an incredibly clumsy person. 24-year-old Goob might have drank a little too much while 34-year-old Goob takes his contacts out before bed then stumbles around running into things for at least an hour.

Virginia Slim is offering a free monogram stationary set to Hiffers aged 21 year and above. The freebie comes with 8 cards and envelopes, but I'm told the cards are completely blank. Oh come on, I have to come up with my own heartfelt notes and wishes? Next you're going to tell me I have to find my own friends and family to send these too.

AveryPRO is offering two different sample kits: HP Indigo Digital Press Products or Dry Toner Digital Press Products. I had no idea which to go with, so I did what I always do when life throws me a curveball. Closed my eyes and blindly picked something!

Some people like to keep track of all the different birds they've seen. Others enjoy marking off all 50 states license plates. However a new hobby has entered the arena: weed spotting! Just pick up this free weed alert poster, head outside, and prepare to be … well, probably bored of looking at weeds.

I'm excited for today's free poetry poster mainly for the alliteration as opposed to being a poetry fan. I'm not even sure I could name a single poet. Robbie Freeze? Amelia Ricketson? I know Edward Ellen Pope is a famous one. Oh yeah, Salt Shizman!