If you don't mind holding off on any sexy time for 6 to 7 weeks, then sign up for free Lubrigyn adult cleansing lotion.
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Free Krispy Kreme Cookie Doughnut
EDIT: I totally forgot instructions on how to get this freebie! You need to download their free smartphone app. Inside the app is a free barcode you scan at checkout.
You can get a free Krispy Kreme cookie doughtnut TODAY ONLY (4/11). You get to choose between Oreo, Nutter Butter, or Chips Ahoy flavor. Incidentally, those are the three main food groups in the Goob Food Pyramid. I guess it's more a triangle with cookies more than a food pyramid, but hey, I'm still alive at 35 so I must be doing something right!
A full list of participating locations can be found at the link above.
4New PINCHme Samples Today @ Noon
With April bringing spring showers *record scratch*
Oh yeah, I forgot we live in bizarro world now where winter never ends. It might never stop snowing, but PINCHme is warming things up by offering two free sample boxes in April!
Our first round of PINCHme sample boxes will be stocked and released today at noon. As usual, they'll only be available on a first come, first serve basis, but it's also based on your customer profile as to what you're offered.
April PINCHme Samples
- Garnier Whole Blends Gentle Shampoo & Conditioner Oat Delicacy
- Eva NYC Rock-A-Wave Curl Cream
- Dark & Lovely Damage Slayer – Pre-Treatment, Shampoo, Conditioner
- Clairol Nice ‘N Easy Permanent Hair Dye
- Skittles Sweet Heat
- Hallmark Just Because Greeting Cards
- Garnier New Fructis 1 Minute Hair Masks
PINCHme Overview
PINCHme offers free products, with free shipping and no credit card requires, on the 2nd Tuesday of each month. All they ask for is your honest feedback on the products you receive. Every month, new freebies and samples are released on PINCHme.com for members to claim. Many items have been offered in beauty, snacks, baby, pet, personal care, cleaning products, and household categories over the past few years. There's something for everyone!
Note available samples are based on your demographics and how you answer their survey questions, so if you have a pet, then make sure you tell PINCHme so you'll get the pet food and toys offered. Regardless, both new and existing PINCHme members should have at least a few available freebies within the hour, so make sure to go request them all at noon before they run out!
4Free Lancome Renergie Lift Multi-Action Day Cream
This freebie from September 2016 has returned!
Gonna be 100% honest here. I was fifty-fifty on whether this free Lancome Renergie Lift Multi-Action Day Cream was a beauty product or food at first through ninth glance.
Also, I mistyped the above fifty-fifty as firty-firty and was realllllllllly tempted to leave it. That's an upgrade, in my book.
Finally, don't forget to sign up for Lancome's birthday freebie if you're a fan of their products!
0Free Nestle Brand 8-Pack of Water
Nestle is giving away coupons for free 8-packs of water of their varying brands. These brands are region-specific, because it's a well established fact that every region of the world drinks different water. Can't have the same, basic, life-sustaining water sold under the same brand nationwide – that'd be madness! I once drank Oregon water after growing up exclusively on South Carolina and it put me in the hospital for 10 years.
If you live in any of the areas listed below or know these brands are sold near you, then request a coupon and you should receive it in 4-8 weeks.
- Free Arrowhead 8-Pack Water (sold in the West)
- Free Deer Park 8-Pack Water (sold in the South)
- Free Ice Mountain 8-Pack Water (sold in the Midwest)
- Free Ozarka 8-Pack Water (sold in the South)
- Free Poland Spring 8-Pack Water (sold in the East)
- Free Zephyrhills 8-Pack Water (sold in Florida)
I'd be awesome if we could direct our coupons over to Flint, MI residents somehow since Nestle seems to enjoy hurting local communities! But hey, trash brands are gonna trash.
14 Free Xbox Video Games
If you have an Xbox Gold Subscription, then you can download four free video games during April! All four of these freebies are backwards compatibles, which means you can play them on newer systems even if they were designed and created a few years ago for an older system.
- The Witness (April 1 – 30)
- Cars 2: The Video Games (April 1 – 30)
- Dead Space 2 (April 16 – 30)
- Assassin's Creed Syndicate (April 16 – May 15)
Aww, crap. None of them are Pacman or Pong.
In order to add any of these games to your account, log-in with your Xbox Gold account and search for the game. Once you pull it up, you'll be able to download the game for free and own it forever!
0Free Swagbucks Code
Chances are you found this site looking for free Swagbucks code. When I initially wrote this post in 2010, Swagbucks used to toss out free codes left and right. Then they went and got super popular! Now their free codes literally expire in under an hour and many times within minutes. However, I've been keeping this post updated with any bigger promotions that Swagbucks runs, such as…
April 2018 Free Swagbucks Promotion
If you earn 300 SB by May (which is super easy), you'll get a free $3 bonus!
All throughout April you can earn large bonuses when you join Swagbucks. They're a rewards site where you earn points (called SB) for things you're probably doing online already, like searching, watching videos, discovering deals, and taking surveys. Then you take those points and exchange them for gift cards to places like Amazon, Starbucks, or PayPal cash.
When you sign up through me this month, you can earn a 300 SB bonus! Here's how:
- Sign up using this link
- Earn 300 SB total before May 1st, 2018. You'll get a 300 SB bonus for it!
- That's it! It's super easy, and Swagbucks is for real. I personally redeem an Amazon gift card from them once a year based completely on the free points I've earned.
If you've got no idea what I'm talking about when I saw Swagbucks, check out this review I wrote of them a while back. Long story short, it's like Google, but with prizes. Every search you make has the potential to earn points, which can be redeemed for cool stuff like gift cards.
97Free Slim Twin Ice Cream
Sign up to have a coupon good for a free pint of Slim Twin ice cream emailed you way. The coupon is good through 4/30/18 at any of your nearby retailers.
An ice cream that promises not only to slim me down, but also create a clone of me?! LET'S GO! My whole life has been preparing for the types of hijinks two Goobs could pull off.
2Free Cigarette Butt Pouch
This freebie has returned for Earth Day 2018! Last year they sent me 3 of these freebies.
Marlboro isn't the only tobacco company giving away freebies! American Spirit is offering free cigarette butt pouches to help keep from littering the Earth with your used butts.
Annnnnnd now I'm giggling like an 8 year old.
If you're having trouble, log into American Spirits, then click the link above and click the “REQUEST BUTT POUCH” link.
5Kids Bowl Free All Summer
This annual freebie has returned for 2018!
I've known about the return of the favorite kids bowl free all summer deal since February, but I kept telling myself I'd “wait until summer” to post it. However there's snow on the ground and we're already two weeks into spring, so at this point I'm not convinced summer will ever arrive. Better publish this before the frozen hellscape swallows us all!
Anyway, sign up and your children will get two free games of bowling every day this summer. That's valued at over $500. Not a bad deal if you ask me. Though to be fair nobody asked me. I guess that's what I get for being single, living alone, and working from home.
[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]
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