My wented to public schools and so me wants to show that I was teached good by gettin sume free public school stickers & bookmarks.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep that up for an entire post. Just that one sentence alone was a struggle. Horrendous grammar and spelling are worse than nails on a chalkboard for me. Although I honestly don’t know what that sounds like, my school couldn’t afford chalkboards or even those fancy calculators. People who say abacuses are outdated clearly didn’t go to public schools!

[via Terrie - thanks!]