Free Emergency Preparedness Food

EDIT: I received an e-mail stating that they’re now charging $3.95 for shipping. Booooo.
The idea behind these free emergency preparedness food packs are noble (seriously, everybody should have a GOOD bag), but you know they’re only going to send one sample. I’ve only got to worry about myself and my dogs, so one’s plenty for me.
But let’s pretend I’m back home for the holidays and yada yada, we’re all trapped with only one pack of rations. Who gets it? Some would argue the children get first dibs, starting with the youngest. Others might reluctantly point out that if adults are to dig us out, they’ll need all the energy they can get. And what about those who are most injured and need the food for strength? Well don’t worry, I’ve thought this out carefully and…
I get it!1 These so called “family members” should have been more loyal readers of HIF and gotten their own!
- Before I get angry letters, I’d like to state for the record that I’d of course give out my rations to the Gooblings first. [↩]
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