The free Pampers diapers Adam posted earlier may have died but here’s a 10 point Pampers Gifts to Grow consolation code – PUNTOSPARAMI123. I wouldn’t advise using it as a diaper though. These codes are good for a lot of things but soaking up bodily fluids isn’t one of them.
If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!
EDIT: Looks like they’ve run out of samples.
Speaking of the millions of Sam’s Club freebies that Goob and I’ve been running across, here’s another one for a free Pampers DryMax sample. What I’ll do with one diaper, lord knows. One cat might get jealous if I put it on the other…
When a website asks “Does your skin eat right?”, I imagine my skin having a ton of tiny teeth, trying to eat everything that I put on it. Like, little random mouths all over my body. That would be a little awkward, I could imagine, but at the same time, a bit cool. I mean, it would be like having remoras all over my body like a shark and stuff.
So I guess this free Sun Chorella cream helps my skin eat right? It must be like a multi-vitamin for my skin? Or maybe just lipgloss for all of those tiny mouths…
Its a challenge to write something witty as much as Goob and I do. I mean, sometimes, the joke is staring you right in the face. Other times? Well, you just feel like posting something and not really having any sort of quip.
And this free Blue Star flag is one of those times. Sure, I could make some joke about the color, or the stars, or even something about Jughead seeing blue stars, but lord knows that its just a little too early for me still, and my funny part of my brain is still waking up…
EDIT: Sadly, they’ve changed the offer where you can only get it in CA and NV… I guess you can’t just fly in from anywhere… Sorry folks…
Two for one freebies are kinda nice. Like this free Motor Trend Magazine subscription. Sure, its mostly so you have a free Orange County Auto Show ticket, but if you’re not in the OC area (and we’re not talking about Disney), the magazine is nice. And the ticket would be good in case you run out of toilet paper!
I know that some people don’t like giving out their real e-mails for freebies, but on this one, if you actually give them your real e-mail and you confirm your subscription, you’ll get your free Akta Lakota labels and notepad. If you don’t? Well, I guess you won’t get any freebie… Win-lose situations always seem fairly cut and dry to me, with the exception of that one time in Seattle where I stiffed the pizza guy his tip, but that’s another story…
This whole “liking” things on Facebook to get a freebie is getting to be way too much for me. Thankfully, this free Walgreens 8×10 collage print can be obtained by just typing in FBCOLL and choosing a store pickup instead of clicking that like button. Because, well, maybe I just don’t like them today. Maybe today I like CVS better…
It seems that right alongside Kotex, this free Poise sample kit will just never die. I think its a different link than the last time a few months ago, but one can sadly never be sure…
But I do know that if I’m packing Poise? I can live in front of my computer a little longer and have another bowl of ramen noodles to stay awake to freebie hunt just a little longer at night… That is, until I need to change my Depends…
It seems that Great American Cookie is really about helping out reading for October. Yup, if you visit your local Great American Cookie between 10am and 2pm on October 1st, you can get a free cookie. Not a bad deal just for swinging by.
And they sweeten the pot with “Donate a book in October, get a cookie.” That’s one cookie per person, per day. I wonder if they’d accept my copy of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie. Not exactly saying they’re mice, but the irony fits. That, or maybe I can get 30 nickle romance novels to donate to keep my costs low…
EDIT: This died fast!
And if the million freebies from Sams Club wasn’t enough that Goob just commented on, here’s there 1,000,001 freebie with this free Aleve sample.
And if one-upping Goob wasn’t enough, while his requires a membership number, this one does not. Its almost as if they wanted to give people less to type so they didn’t have any sort of arthritis pain…
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