Saturday, May 5, 2018 is the annual free comic book day! All you have to do is stop by your nearest location and pick one up for the … kids at home? Suuuuuure, let's say it's for them.
It's been years since I've read comic books. I even tried drawing my own once. It didn't have many super heroes, but starred a kid who refused to eat his vegetables, couldn't talk to girls, and looked ridiculous in his baggy jeans. I guess it wasn't so much a comic book as a journal. No wonder Marvel never took me seriously.
To make matters worse, I harshly learned on a recent date that comic books don't count towards how many books I've recently read. Suffice to say, there wasn't a second date.