I give major bonus points to freebies that make me laugh, which is certainly the case with these free Trojan condoms. No, no, I’m not laughing at the actual freebie, but instead at the description of it, which includes this:

You also don’t have to worry about receiving any embarrassing packages which say “DO NOT BEND: YOUR REQUESTED CONDOM IS ENCLOSED” — Your sample will be mailed in a discreet envelope.

It would be a lot funnier if they printed something about the requested condom being a small size or something, just to mess with people, but I guess that wouldn’t lead to many future customers.