Free Child Safety Kit

At a press conference downtown, we find our freebie crusaders!

Goobman: Citizens of HIF-topia! Whilst our communication might be hindered by some problems on the forums, I bring you this urgent and grave message.
The press around the podium chatters
Goobman: You see, HIFfers, with the changing seasons, a lot more children will be running outside and playing. Parents, the time has come to make sure your children are safe!
Boy Adam: Goobman is right, kind citizens, everyone should get one of these free child safety kits today and make sure they’re taking the appropriate measures to protect their family today.

A murmur breaks through the crowd and a voice projects from the back, splitting the crowd open!
Lord Undrallio: That’s right, denziens of this sloppy suburbia, focus on your children so that I can steal all of your freebies!

Goobman: Not if we can help it! To the Freebiemobile, Boy Adam!

Our heroes race off into the brighter day, in pursuit of their arch-nemesis, leaving us with another saga… TO BE CONTINUED!





:: 5 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 Sherri |

    Goob, your such a goober

  2. #2 Teresa |

    Think the use of Boy Adam is in poor taste. I don't get it and I don't think it is funny. That being said, I signed up for a child safety kit and was so impressed with the PolyKlaas Foundation website, I sent info to all my friends.

  3. #3 shaylala |

    I am new at this i do not really know what i am doing, any tips??

  4. #4 hidn |

    wait, I thought it was hiforia!

  5. #5 adamjcohen |

    Hmmm… I might have gotten it wrong… Whoops! Neighboring cities? XD



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