When filling out the form for this free Aveeno shampoo, question 3 asks which of the following types of shampoo you’d like: Moisturize, Revitalize, Volumize, or Sooth. I don’t even remotely know which answer I want, which makes me feel like it’s one of those trick questions my girlfriend always asks me. Unfortunately, I can’t use my trusty Emergency Escape Method here, which is to pretend my shoe is a phone and the President is calling.

In completely unrelated news, my couch doubles as a fantastically comfortable bed!

[via the forums]