Some people may think these free GoodNites Boxers are only useful if you have a child, but that couldn’t be any further from the truth. I plan on fashioning my sample into some sort of shield for the next water gun battle I become engaged in. In fact, I find you can never be too prepared for such a battle, especially during the summer months. I refuse to leave my house without my main gun, a few single shot guns hidden strategically around my body, and a cooler full of water balloons.

And to think, my tenth grade math teacher said I’d never make much of myself. How does that crow taste, Mr. Jones?!