Free Carfax Report

EDIT: What the what? ALL THREE freebies that I posted today are now dead? Shouldn’t this have been in my horoscope or something?

This free Carfax Report offer is more of a playful freebie unless you’re in the market to purchase a car. I used my free report to look up my truck and was told that the odometer had potentially been tampered. Yeah, it’s my fault the makers only put five digits on the display so that after 99,999 it simply rolled over. Furthermore, I can’t believe I was caught! As soon as the first 100,000 were put on it, I raced around the country to secretly put on another 100,000 without anybody being any the wiser!

You know, I probably shouldn’t be telling this to tens of thousands of people. I’d make a horrible evil scientist.


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:: 11 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 Maura |

    I think part of the criteria for being an evil scientist in the first place, is the propensity to monologue about your evil plan, isn’t it?

  2. #2 sammyb |

    how do i get the free report? do i have to put in a credit card number?

  3. #3 Cassandra |

    It’s only free if you pay by credit card for $39.99, and do the risk-free guarantee.

  4. #4 tami haas |

    what a waste its not free!!!

  5. #5 Brenda |

    I got mine free early this afternoon, but looks like it’s dead now.

  6. #6 Peggy |

    I got mine free early this afternoon, also.

  7. #7 Shelly Ferren |

    I get a kick out of Goobs posts…. Always good for a laugh. Thanks.

  8. #8 Disappointed |

    This is NOT a “Free Carfax Report” ! You have to pay for it thus it’s not free ! Hello ! Where is the truly free Carfax Report that you don’t have to use a credit card for ?

  9. #9 AC |

    Maybe you shouldn’t have made the comment of no longer writing in the McCruelty post…..

  10. #10 DrJohnston |

    come on people if it’s not free quit complaining about just go on to the next freebie…. wow must be more broke folks out there that I thought!

  11. #11 country_mom |

    Yeah, that was a waste of time and it’s not that we are all broke but maybe we have better things to spend our money on, if it’s no big deal than why ru on here oh maybe ur broke to. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.



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