Free Dove Conditioner with Fiber Actives

It’s time for another fun-filled round of Goob Is An Idiot! Today’s test is figuring out what confused Goob most about this free Dove conditioner with Fiber Actives offer. Was it:

  1. He thought the freebie was for a dove bird.
  2. He confused “fiber actives” with “fiber optics.”
  3. He thought he’d already posted this and spent 30 minutes going through his bathroom closet instead of doing a search through the archives.

If you guessed he thought we were about to have high speed internet streaming through our new fiber optics hair, then congratulations, you get 10 Freebie Points!

[thanks Jill]





:: 16 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 anne |

    SHIPPING FEE!!!???

  2. #2 maureen |

    Let’s hope fiber doesn’t make our hair do what the free Metamucil freebies do!

  3. #3 Katie |

    It’s Benefiber for your hair!!! A new way to get your daily required amount of fiber!

  4. #4 maureen |

    Anne,
    I’m not sure where you saw a shipping fee, but I just signed up and there was no mention of one.

  5. #5 Lisa |

    It’s like having breakfast in the shower.

  6. #6 Goob |

    Yeah, where’s there a mention of a shipping fee?

  7. #7 Lisa |

    Thank you.
    Your DoveĀ® sample is on its way. You’ve just
    taken the first step to protect and repair your hair
    from damage.**

    If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to contact us.

    No shipping fee. It will be on it’s way without one. ^_^

  8. #8 Aimee |

    Signed up for my free sample!

  9. #9 Cee Cee |

    Ooooh…Ooooh…Ooooh…Pick me, pick me…I choose “D” ALL OF THE ABOVE! Now where are my freebie points? :)

  10. #10 Caroline |

    Excellent! Thanks, Goob!

  11. #11 Jo |

    Why does hair need fiber? I have obviously not been utilizing my Raisen Bran to its full potential.

  12. #12 Ellie |

    Goob, I absolutely love you. If we were to marry, right now, we’d be the only couple I know to be completely debt-free. If you want babies, though, YOU’RE going to have to birth ‘em.

  13. #13 sara |

    Filled out the stupid 13 page questionnaire and never got an offer for free antyhing. Waste of time!~

  14. #14 barbie |

    thanks goob. what 13 page questionaire? i just filled in mailing info and it said it was on the way

  15. #15 Kate |

    There is no 13 page questionaire. Did you click on the link or the picture? You need to click on the blue link. All it asks for is your mailing information.

  16. #16 brittney |

    i like doves they like to fly like swans



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