After finding this coupon for a free Bruegger’s bagel & cream cheese sandwich, I somehow ended up watching old MacGruber sketches from SNL. That led to one or ten Celebrity Jeopardy videos and then I figured, what the heck, I should throw on a few Louis C.K. and Mitch Hedberg albums. Long story short I’m a model employee.

The coupon expires Thursday, March 24, and can be used at your nearby location.