Holy moly. One of the oldest birthday freebie jokes I wrote was for this Buca De Beppo birthday freebie. I'm almost certain I wrote the joke about locating Pointy Elbow, Big Foot's lesser known cousin, in the middle of a fever dream.

However, Buca De Beppo no longer gives away a free cake anymore and that was the crux of my old joke! Fret not though, as you still get a free entire colossal brownie sundae that's huge!

Seriously, look at that thing, it could feed a family of 6.

Signup Freebie: Free dessert. (Anybody new to joining, could you please let me know if this is still accurate?)
Birthday Freebie: Free colossal brownie sundae.

The Rock Bottom birthday freebie is perfect for not only depressed geologist, but anybody who likes free food.

Signup Freebie: Uncertain. Maybe a rock?
Birthday Freebie: Free BOGO entree

If you're looking for more free stuff on your birthday, you've come to the right place! If you're looking for funny cat videos, you mistyped YouTube.

I was politely asked to leave while redeeming my Golden Corral birthday freebie. Apparently they do not keep an actual golden pen filled with gold cattle which produce gold milk.

Well excuse me for taking their name literally! I can see myself out of the meat freezer, thank you very much!

I should update our free stuff on your birthday list so no other Hiffers make the same mistake.

Signup Freebie: One free beverage of your choice with purchase of an adult buffet.
Birthday Freebie: One free buffet with purchase of an adult buffet.

In order to get this freebie on your birthday, simply join their eclub ahead of time.

[thanks to the Hiffers who tipped me off to this freebie!]

The Caribou Coffee birthday freebie is too vague for me. Does “free drink” include a whiskey neat? Because if so, that completely changes my opinion on coffee houses.

Caribous are intelligent, beautiful, majestic creatures! They heard my call!

While this classic birthday freebie has been around forever, it was originally only a free medium drink. As you can see, they've upgraded it to any drink, any size.

Signup Freebie: $1 off coupon
Birthday Freebie: Free drink. Any drink, any size, free!

The $1 signup freebie may have changed since I joined in 2010. Could any Hiffers joining today please let me know what you got in the comments? Thanks!

As we're in the midst of a hot and heavy freebie drought, I figured I'd dig around and attempt to find a new birthday freebie. And boy am I glad I did, as the Old Chicago birthday freebie is a whopping $17 towards the purchase of any pizza! Time to invest in 364 fake IDs because I'm about to go on an all-pizza diet with this offer.

Signup Freebie: I didn't get one. Did any of you?
Birthday Freebie: $17 towards the purchase of any pizza.

[thanks to the Hiffers who tipped me off to this freebie!]

I'm happy to add the Back Yard Burgers birthday freebie to our crazy huge list of free stuff on your birthday! If a free dessert sounds tasty to you, then sign up today and grab one on your birthday.

On the other hand, if a free dessert sounds disgusting to you, then there's something wrong with you and we can never be friends. Sorry, I don't make the rules. I just enforce them and eat dessert.

Signup Freebie: Uncertain
Birthday Freebie: Free dessert of a milkshake or fresh baked cobbler ala mode.

The new Redbox birthday freebie is tied to their equally new loyalty program. Simply sign up online and you'll instantly get a free DVD rental. You'll also get a free 1-night DVD rental during your birthday month.

Signup Freebie: Free 1-night DVD rental.
Birthday Freebie: Free 1-night DVD rental during your birthday month.

You know, something tells me you're gonna love our free stuff on your birthday list.

I'm happy to confirm Coco's Bakery Restaurant birthday freebie is a free slice of pie with no purchase necessary! When I first started HIF, my dream was to one day receive free desserts. We've made it, Goob. Time to bask in the limelight.

Wait, I mean key lime pie.

I can't seem to find a signup freebie in my inbox though, so if any Hiffers join today and receive an welcome freebie, please let me know in the comments.

Signup Freebie: Nothing?
Birthday Freebie: Free slice of pie

If you enjoy other free food, check out our most popular section of the site: a full list of verified birthday freebies that you can get every year.

I try to make the most out of living in New York every chance I get. From Central Park to Chinatown to a deranged stranger shouting about applesauce on the subway, there's always something interesting to check out. One spot I hadn't been to in a while was Little Italy, so when I saw this freebie in my inbox, I grabbed my coat and ran out the door.

Let me tell you, the Maggiano's Little Italy birthday freebie involves more than just going down to Little Italy and shouting “it's my birthday!” over and over. You have to actually go into a Maggiano's restaurant! The more you know.

Signup Freebie: Coupon for $10 off any check of $30 or more.
Birthday Freebie: Coupon for $10 off any check of $30 or more.

As always, if you liked this post, you need to see the hundreds other birthday freebies I've discovered!

I grew up around a Church's Chicken and always left disappointed. I must have eaten at Church's 200+ times and not once did I see a pastor chicken. I never even glimpsed a chicken choir! Oh well, I guess I'll use Church's Chicken birthday freebie as an excuse to stop by again and look around for that elusive holy chicken book.

Signup Freebie: Free piece of chicken (thigh, leg, or strip)
Birthday Freebie: Free piece of chicken (thigh, leg, or strip)

Remember, we have a full list of birthday freebies!