EDIT: Through June 30, they've upgraded their signup freebie to a free small sub with any purchase! Simply join their Firehouse Rewards or download their app. Plus I believe the birthday offer removed the purchase requirement, so it's should be a straight up free medium sub now.

Given that I've eaten here a million times, I was surprised to see I didn't have a Firehouse Subs birthday freebie post published. I always found they made Subways sandwiches look like they were made in an actual NYC subway.

Signup Freebie: Free large drink with a sub purchase.
Birthday Freebie: Free medium celebratory sub!

One nice perk of their new freebie is that you can redeem it not just on your birthday but on the 7 days after it as well. And of course I've added this to the birthday freebies list!

Gee, gee, Gigi's Cupcakes birthday freebie is a free cupcake! I'd never heard of them until some Hiffers sent in this offer, but it turns out they sell gourmet cupcakes. That's nice, though I'm a simple man. I'll eat any cupcakes, especially when free. Gourmet, grocery store, stale – it doesn't matter. You hand me a free cupcake and you've made a friend for life.

Signup Freebie: I didn't get anything, please comment if you did.
Birthday Freebie: Free cupcake

Remember, we have a full list of birthday freebies!

I've tried publishing the P. F. Chang's birthday freebie at least 10 times over the past month, yet each and every time I got distracted by thinking of Senor Chang from Community. 3 hours and half a dozen episodes later and I've forgotten what I was doing in the first place. But at least I'm finally learning some Spanish!

Signup Freebie: Uncertain, please share in the comments if you get something.
Birthday Freebie: Free Starter, free Small Plate, or free Dessert valued up to $12.50.

Remember, we have a full list of free stuff on your birthday!

While the Qdoba birthday freebie is a BOGO coupon, I'm not complaining. As my dad always said, never turn down free Mexican food or any free stuff on your birthday for that matter. He wasn't the greatest at giving advice.

Signup Freebie: A warm, special feeling that you're on your way to a birthday freebie.
Birthday Freebie: Free BOGO entree.

The Rock Bottom birthday freebie is perfect for not only depressed geologist, but anybody who likes free food.

Signup Freebie: Uncertain. Maybe a rock?
Birthday Freebie: Free BOGO entree

If you're looking for more free stuff on your birthday, you've come to the right place! If you're looking for funny cat videos, you mistyped YouTube.

Seeing this Fatz birthday freebie brought on a sudden dose of PTGD (post traumatic Goob disorder) as it triggered a memory which I'd suppressed long ago. I don't remember what I ate or who was there, but I can recall smugly assuring my dad that I didn't need to put my retainer inside its case instead of on my plate. By the time we got back to Fatz a few hours later, the trash had been taken out and let's just say I got intimate with their dumpster out back.

I can still smell

Signup Freebie: $5 off your next meal
Birthday Freebie: Free BOGO Calabash Chicken meal

For more free stuff on your birthday, check out this huge section!

You know it's a good day when you get an email for Big Boy's birthday freebie and see it's coupon valid for a giant pile of sugar.

Signup Freebie: Nothing
Birthday Freebie: Free hot fudge ice cream cake

Look at that ever-growing free stuff on your birthday list go!

Signup Freebie: Nada
Birthday Freebie: $5 off any $25 order

The Mellow Mushroom birthday freebie is admittedly weak, especially when compared to other free stuff on your birthday offers.

But, I love pizza almost as much as my family, so here we are. No regrets!

There's something about finding a new item for our free stuff on your birthday list that gets me all giddy like a schoolchild. I guess that means I now have to use my AMC movie theaters birthday freebie of a free large popcorn to go see a kids movie.

Signup Freebie: I didn't get anything
Birthday Freebie: Free large popcorn

You'll want to join the free AMC Stubs program. The link is currently in the top left of the page. The coupon itself is valid for your entire birthday month.

[thanks to all the Hiffers who alerted me to this birthday freebie program!]