I never enjoyed a Texas Roadhouse birthday freebie despite there being a location right down the street from where I grew up. The reason? I was 20 before I learned “outhouse” and “roadhouse” didn’t mean the same thing.
That ringing sound you hear is my alma mater calling to inform me they’ve revoked my honors degree.
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Birthday Freebie: Free appetizer or sidekick of ribs.
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