I’m hate to disappoint my extended family, but I can’t grow up. One look at the signup form for Joe’s Crab Shack birthday freebie and I instantly start giggling at “want crab in your inbox?”
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Birthday Freebie: Free appetizer.
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Just joined and already got my free appetizer coupon in my email!
OMG! You have to try the "great balls of fire"!! They're yummy!
just joined - will let you know what happens
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