Famous Dave’s Birthday Freebie

In order to get the Famous Dave’s birthday freebie, you have to … ignore everything I wrote below because I’m an idiot and screwed up the joke and was trying to do 10 things at once. Fun times! Oh, screw it, I’ll leave it in just to show how much of an idiot I can be.

… become a P.I.G. – Pretty Important Pig. But wait, they’re using an acronym for a word in the acronym? Is that even allowed? They’re playing with some dangerous fire here. We’re one slipup away from getting sucked into an infinite loop of Pretty Important Pretty Important Pretty Important ∞ Pig

Signup Freebie: Free dessert with the purchase of an entree.
Birthday Freebie: Free dessert with the purchase of an entree.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!