EDIT: Looks like we killed it.
Every time I see a word I don’t know, I play a little association game. Take this free Dial NutriSkin Replenishing Lotion from Walmart. NutriSkin? That sounds like Nutrition, which has to do with eating stuff. Ipso facto, this is some sort of cannibalism lotion.
My logic is bulletproof.
[thanks to Adrianna for posting this on our Facebook wall!]