Altria sent me a cease and desist letter for including a picture here, so it’s gone now, lol.
Growing up, I used to imagine mascots and icons roamed around in their own little world. I’d picture the Marlboro Man and Joe Camel hanging out in the desert and, who knows, they might have been using any of these four random Marlboro freebies that we can choose from.
- Leather keychain
- Ironclad bottle opener
- Classic black bandanna
- Two $1 off coupons
What I’m getting at is that I had some weird daydreams as a child.