You can login and request a free surprise holiday gift from Marlboro.
There's a joke about coal, smoking, and black lungs somewhere in here, but it's too late to be thinking about anything other than a midnight snack.1
Chris sends in this freebie of a free Zippo lighter. It's offered by Marlboro and not everybody who's 21+ seems to qualify. However if you do, it should arrive in just a few weeks, which is great because I sure do love me some fire. I almost put this in the Home/Office section, simply because one time I almost burned down my home using a Zippo lighter, but on second thought that's probably a story better left untold since I doubt my parents know about it and they read this site. Hi Mom and Dad!10
MyGrizzly tobacco is giving away a free label cutter, which is supposed to be “the perfect tool for your garage or glove box.” At first, I thought this was a letter opener, but then I got confused as to who was opening all their mail in the car. Turns out this is for opening labels on chewing tobacco. That's a pretty niche freebie, but I figured I'd post this since most tobacco freebies are high quality.
Just please don't start using chewing tobacco solely to make use of this freebie or I'll feel pretty terrible!0
You can request a free cigar tube from Black and Mild today. After logging in, look in the bottom right of the screen for the offer, then “submit your wit.” Basically, they want you to send in a funny joke or something, which… wait a minute, that's a thing?! I could just get y'all be start sending me your jokes?! I've been doing all this work over the last decade for nothing!
After you toss in your wit, click the cigar image and you'll get a confirmation screen asking if your address is correct. If everything looks good, hit submit on that page, then sit back and relax knowing you've found a home for a single cigar in 6-8 weeks. It's like adopting a pet, only far less rewarding and significantly unhealthier!0
Anybody who's watched Adult Swim knows they're pretty crazy, which might explain why I love so many of their shows. You're lucky if even half their commercials or late night shows make any sense and right now they're furthering their odd streak. They've got a goofy game where you can automatically win if you wait until the countdown clock gets under 0:15. At that point, enter any code and you'll “win” a free mystery prize.
This probably won't be anything amazing, but who knows!5
RedSeal tobacco is giving out free muli-tools with all sorts of measurements and features I'll definitely never use. I can barely use a screwdriver and hammer with any sort of proficiency. I'm the kind of guy who reads the entire instruction manual before building IKEA furniture yet still end up with two extra bars, a handful of unused screws, and a leftover weird looking piece with an even weirder name like Sprektur.0
For a limited time, you can ask for a free Boss Bitch book by Nicole Lapin, which is about “a simple 12-step plan to take charge of your career.” You should be thankful I didn't write this book, as it would start and end with “don't listen to me, I have no idea what I'm doing. Is freebie blogging even a career?! Oh God, I'm depressed just thinking about it.”
This sells for $19.21 on Amazon, so not a bad freebie! Given that it's such a high value, I'd wager to guess this freebie won't last long.0
BlackandMild tobacco is giving away free phone wallets, but only after you enter a contest for different giveaway. That's like free icing on a free cake!
After logging in, look for the image above and you'll be taken to a sweepstake asking if you want to win a free LED car ashtray or a free wood grip steering wheel cover. After choosing, you should be able to claim a free phone wallet.1
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