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Free Patagonia Journal

Free Patagonia Journal

Use this form to request a free Patagonia journal. Journals are mailed in early spring and fall, so we probably won’t get these for a while, but we might as well sign up now before they run out of stock.

Free Good Vibes Postcard

Send a Free Postcard to a Loved One!

The Museum of Good Vibes (what an excellent name) will send a free postcard to someone you love to help spread good vibes! All you have to do is fill out this form and their team will handwrite a postcard, put a stamp on it, and mail it out to …

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FreeRolls Rolling Papers

Free Rolling Papers

FreeRolls is a new product that’s releasing soon and they’re currently offering a free pack of rolling papers. I’m not 100% convinced these will arrive, but it’s worth a shot for anybody interested. Also, there should be no shipping charge whatsoever, so please let me know if they add one …

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Send Your Name Around the Moon

Send Your Name Around the Moon

First they sent your face into space. Then they sent your name to the Sun and to Mars (which is still available!) Now NASA is offering to fly your name around the moon for free. By signing up, your name will be included on a flash drive that will fly …

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Free Hallmark Card

3 Free Hallmark Mahogany Cards!

Hallmark is sending out 3 free Mahogany cards to help celebrate Black History Month! And they’re giving away a million of them! Don’t worry, they’re spreading them out so that we each get a free 3-card pack of greeting cards. I don’t know what I’d do if they sent me …

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Free NASA Astronaut Autograph

Free NASA Autographed Astronaut Photo

According to NASA’s Kennedy Space Center FAQ page, you can get a free autographed picture of an astronaut simply by asking! Q. How can I obtain an autographed picture of an astronaut? A. You may write or fax your request to the following address for astronaut autographed pictures: NASA Johnson …

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free united states pocket constitution

Free United States Pocket Constitution

If you’re always wondering which Amendment promises no cruel and unusual punishment (it’s the 8th) or which promises freedom of speech (1st) or even which promises free jelly beans on Tuesday (sadly this one hasn’t been passed yet), then pick up a copy of this free United States Constitution. This …

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Free Greeting Cards

Three Free Greeting Cards

The Human Rights Campaign is giving away three free greeting cards! You’re finished once you submit your mailing address on the first page. It will take you to a page asking for donations, but they aren’t required in order to get this freebie. You know, there’s a small but non-zero …

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Free Reusable Straw

Free Reusable Metal Straw

One small way to limit the waste of disposable plastic straws is to stop using them! Like all other plastic, much of it ends up in the oceans, where it breaks down into microscopic pellets that frequently ends up in sea life. That’s what we call No Good. So, in …

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Free Wildflower Bookmark

Free Wildflower Bookmark

The Nature Conservancy of Arizona is offering free wildflower bookmarks that you can stick in a book or the ground. Yep, you read that correctly! Not only will this bookmark keep your pages straight, but it will also sprout wildflowers if planted in soil. I’m no scientist, but I feel …

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broken b70 keurig coffee maker

Why I’ll Never Purchase Another Keurig Coffee Maker

Check out my new, heavy duty paper weight! I’ve owned a @Keurig B70 for 4 years. Always used distilled water, descaled, etc. Heating element breaks and they want $140. 😡😡 — Hey, It's Free! (@HeyItsFree) August 19, 2016 Never again with a freaking @Keurig. I’m not wasting hundreds of dollars …

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A Freebie Helped Save a Lost Toy

This isn’t a freebie, but I recently read an article on a boy who lost his favorite toy in an airport and loved this part: If a boy named Owen suspects his stuffed tiger named Hobbes has a secret life, the staff of Tampa International Airport won’t disagree. Owen recently …

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