Altria sent me a cease and desist letter for including a picture here, so it's gone now, lol.

File this under “Oops, I thought I posted this yesterday!”

If you've ever signed up for a Philip Morris tobacco freebie over the years, then the same log-in credentials should work for this free LM personalized money clip. If the offer doesn't show up immediately upon logging in, click on “Offers & More” in the top menu bar.

Altria sent me a cease and desist letter for including a picture here, so it's gone now, lol.

Marlboro is offering one of three freebies right now.

• Free Micro-Plus ex multi-tool
• Free Adventure log
• Free Vapur water bottle

You have to win a random card game to trigger the signup form. I won on my first attempt, but it says you can try again once a day if you lose. Just like a real casino!

Virginia Slim's is back with another freebie, this time a free sleek & chic lighter. Hey, look at that, a tobacco freebie that actually goes with tobacco (unless you smoke in the bath?) I'd be excited if I actually smoked!

Camel is giving away free water bottles that you get to customize no less. Mine features a wolf wearing a helmet alongside a tiger donning a fedora because … well why not?!

Click Activities then Bottle Lab to get to the freebie section.

EDIT: A few people had trouble finding where to click, so I made this handy visual guide.

Hiffers aged 21+ can request a free Krome lighter to set whatever they want on fire. Speaking of which, look at that realistic flame! I feared I burnt my fingers after lightly brushing the screen this morning.

There's no way I'd go for this freebie alone, but if you're planning to visit a Staples today or tomorrow, then here's a coupon good for one free mailing box. The best part is you can use it for so much more than mailing! Like, uh, carrying things. And storing things! Oh, oh, and carrying things to where you store them! Does that count?

I guess a free pocket clip is what you'd call that above. Though I'm not sure what we're supposed to actually clip to it. If history is any indicator, my fingers will be a few of the items. It also comes in a heck of a lot of colors. I went with Vulcan Black, but only because Cylon Chrome wasn't available.