Sign up here for a free Garnier Fructis Sleek Shot in-shower styler sample. I love seeing Garnier get back in the freebie game after taking a few years off. It's about time they helped me quit stressing over my non-sleek hair!1
Okay Garnier, we need to talk. Your freebies are great, no complaints in that department. Keep them coming at a breakneck pace. I want my mailbox overflowing with free goop for my hair.
However…these freaking names. They're getting a little out of hand. I got winded merely typing out today's free Garnier Whole Blends Ginger Recovery Leave-In sample. I'm going to need some recovery leave-in treatment for my aching fingers.1
Garnier is once again giving away a free recycling bin!
This collapsible bin will be a nice upgrade over my current recycling system. Well, it's not quite a system. It's more of a “let the recycling build up until I struggle to carry it out and drop half of it down the stairs.”
You'll also get a free $1 coupon off any Garnier product. I imagine the freebie will die fast though!5
Here's a brand spanking new offer for free Garnier Whole Blends Miracle Nectar repairing leave-in treatment. Now let's talk about this “miracle.”
What kind of limitations do we have here, because I've been going bald for the past few years. If I leave this freebie in my hair for longer than normal, are we talking full-fledged miraculous regrowth? Heck, I'll meet you halfway, just turn my remaining hair into wine and let's call it a day.0
Here's a new signup form good for some free Garnier Whole Blends Honey Treasures shampoo. Finally, a shampoo I can eat!
Hey, don't look at me like that. Are you telling me you've never come home drunk and mistaken the bathroom for your kitchen? Come on, don't lie.
If you get a “sorry, you're not eligible” message, simply change your email to include a plus sign. For instance, if your freebie email is [email protected], then use [email protected] and the form will submit just fine. 😎3
This free Garnier SkinActive sheetmask is great for many things. It will hydrate your face or refresh your skin with ease. However, it makes for a terrible sheet or mask.
I wrote my entire senior thesis on one of these, only to receive an F for “illegible scribbling.” Having flunked out of college, my only career alternative was a life of crime. I didn't make it two steps out of the bank before the cops arrested me. I still don't understand how they saw through my disguise, but I've got 15-30 years to ponder that mystery.1
Finally, we've got a free Garnier Fructis hair mask offer from PINCHme. My uncle once robbed a bank while wearing a hair mask. He's got 20-40 years to ponder why he didn't listen when I offered him my ski mask.0
Garnier holds the rare distinction of being a Top Three Freebie company over the years. Since starting HIF, I've posted 83 Garnier freebies and samples! Below you'll find a smattering of some of our old posts and jokes 🙂
To see a list of all active Garnier freebies, click here. The active samples will all be at the top of the page! Garnier still regularly gives freebies away as of 2020, so we rarely have to wait more than a month or two for new samples.
In 2019 alone, Garnier gave away:
I think it's time we change the old Benjamin Franklin saying to “nothing can be said to be certain except death, taxes, and Garnier freebies.”
Target wants us to fight the good fight and use this free Garnier Fructis Fall Fight shampoo. I don't know what Fall ever did to us, but I guess we're at war now. If you need me, I'll be rounding up the cavalry. There aren't many horses where I live, but I did just start volunteering at an animal shelter and you should see some of the giant dogs there.
Their confirmation message said they'd email me if the freebie was delayed for some reason. Has anybody ever received one of those emails? What do they say? “Sorry for not sending you something for free fast enough. But can you seriously complain?”
Why does every facial product, including this free Garnier Ultra-Lift targeted line smoother, contain images of leaves? What is so great about leaves? I've yet to ever see somebody rub themselves up against a tree in my neighborhood. Well, that's a lie. I live in NYC and have seen plenty of crazy things, but I doubt any of those scenes involved somebody trying to improve their overall beauty.
I'm not sure how to feel about this free Garnier BB cream. You see, thanks to this old Mitch Hedberg joke (nsfw language), I'm staunchly anti-BB. I can't even count the number of candy bars I've lost because of this!
Target is offering free Garnier Ultra-Lift Targeted Line Smoother that will “intensely treats crow's feet, lines & wrinkles.” You hear that, Hiffers? It doesn't just treat lines and wrinkles, it does so intensely.
One little dap of this stuff and it gets straight to work, no monkeying around. Sure, your skin cells might want to have a chat with the freebie when you first apply it. Walk over, introduce themselves, get to know the new guy, the usual. But don't you worry, this freebie will instantly ignore them, put on its game face, and get started … stretching your face out? I'm not 100% on the actual mechanics of eliminating wrinkles.
Garnier is on a freaking roll. They're now offering free Garnier Fructis Anti-Dandruff Clean & Fresh shampoo, making this the four thousandth freebie they've offered in the past month. We haven't seen a hot streak like this since the famed Colgate giveaway in nineteen aught seven!
Okay, whatever, I slept through every math and history class I ever took. Sue me. Actually, please don't. I slept through law school as well.
I wonder how much money Garnier paid in salary to the team that tacked a plus onto the end of their latest product: free Garnier Clean+. I would have gone with an ampersand or left parenthesis just to mess with people.
I've been away from my previous Goob HQ for about a month. This is what I came back to.
Did anyone else receive the Overtime pain relief lotion? I don't remember signing up for it and the only mention on HIF that I can find is a post from December 2010. If that's truly the only time I requested it, that means it took them two and a half years to mail my freebies … WHICH IS AWESOME!
I didn't know what that Rootology freebie was when I posted it and I still don't know what it is now that I've received it.17
I hope you were able to find some cool or useful freebies on Hey, It’s Free! If you still have any questions or ideas, feel free to contact me!
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