Garnier holds the rare distinction of being a Top Three Freebie company over the years. Since starting HIF, I've posted 83 Garnier freebies and samples! Below you'll find a smattering of some of our old posts and jokes π
To see a list of all active Garnier freebies, click here. The active samples will all be at the top of the page! Garnier still regularly gives freebies away as of 2020, so we rarely have to wait more than a month or two for new samples.
In 2019 alone, Garnier gave away:
- Free Garnier SkinActive Sheetmask
- Free Garnier Whole Blends Honey Treasures Shampoo
- Free Garnier Recycling Bin
- Free Garnier Fructis Sleek Shot
- Free Garnier Fructis Liquid Style Pomade
- Free Garnier Whole Blends Ginger Recovery Leave-In Treatment
- Free Garnier Whole Blends Miracle Nectar Treatment
I think it's time we change the old Benjamin Franklin saying to “nothing can be said to be certain except death, taxes, and Garnier freebies.”
Target wants us to fight the good fight and use this free Garnier Fructis Fall Fight shampoo. I don't know what Fall ever did to us, but I guess we're at war now. If you need me, I'll be rounding up the cavalry. There aren't many horses where I live, but I did just start volunteering at an animal shelter and you should see some of the giant dogs there.
Their confirmation message said they'd email me if the freebie was delayed for some reason. Has anybody ever received one of those emails? What do they say? “Sorry for not sending you something for free fast enough. But can you seriously complain?”
Why does every facial product, including this free Garnier Ultra-Lift targeted line smoother, contain images of leaves? What is so great about leaves? I've yet to ever see somebody rub themselves up against a tree in my neighborhood. Well, that's a lie. I live in NYC and have seen plenty of crazy things, but I doubt any of those scenes involved somebody trying to improve their overall beauty.
I'm not sure how to feel about this free Garnier BB cream. You see, thanks to this old Mitch Hedberg joke (nsfw language), I'm staunchly anti-BB. I can't even count the number of candy bars I've lost because of this!
Target is offering free Garnier Ultra-Lift Targeted Line Smoother that will “intensely treats crow's feet, lines & wrinkles.” You hear that, Hiffers? It doesn't just treat lines and wrinkles, it does so intensely.
One little dap of this stuff and it gets straight to work, no monkeying around. Sure, your skin cells might want to have a chat with the freebie when you first apply it. Walk over, introduce themselves, get to know the new guy, the usual. But don't you worry, this freebie will instantly ignore them, put on its game face, and get started … stretching your face out? I'm not 100% on the actual mechanics of eliminating wrinkles.
Garnier is on a freaking roll. They're now offering free Garnier Fructis Anti-Dandruff Clean & Fresh shampoo, making this the four thousandth freebie they've offered in the past month. We haven't seen a hot streak like this since the famed Colgate giveaway in nineteen aught seven!
Okay, whatever, I slept through every math and history class I ever took. Sue me. Actually, please don't. I slept through law school as well.
I wonder how much money Garnier paid in salary to the team that tacked a plus onto the end of their latest product: free Garnier Clean+. I would have gone with an ampersand or left parenthesis just to mess with people.
