What's the Barnes and Noble birthday freebie for kids? Cookies and cupcakes. In a bookstore. They might as well hand out tubes of glue while they're at it.
Signup Freebie: 30% off coupon for any one kid's book, toy, or game.
Birthday Freebie: Children get a free cupcake at their cafe. Children at heart get nothing.
Yada yada we have a list of birthday freebies. You know how it goes by now.