Black Bear Diner Birthday Freebie

Black Bear Diner Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free Bearthday Breakfast (pancakes or waffles, eggs, and bacon or sausage)
Type
  • Breakfast
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This is how I picture the Black Bear Diner birthday freebie.

Goob enters diner and sits at nearby table as the server approaches.
Server: What can I get you today?
Goob: I'll have waffles and coffee. Oh, it's my birthday too!
Server: *eyes narrow* …is that so?
Server snaps his fingers three times then walks away briskly.
Goob: Uh…
The entire diner empties in a panic as Goob remains seated, dumbfounded.
Goob: So, am I gonna get my food?
The front door explodes into a shower of glass as a black bear enters.
Bear: RWAAAAAAAR!
Goob: AHHHHHHHH!

Unfortunately, it's just a silly dessert. Scratch that, since originally publishing this freebie in 2011, they've upgraded the birthday offer to a full free breakfast meal!