Free Mountain House Freeze Dried Food

Rebate: Free Mountain House Freeze Dried Meal

Now through October 31, 2017, you can try any Mountain House Meals individual freeze dried pouch for free, valued up to $11, using this rebate form! I've eaten Mountain House meals while camping at festivals or after hikes and they're delicious!

One nice perk of this rebate is it allows for online purchases, like Amazon. They happen to have the following meals for sale, all under $11, which means you can complete this freebie all from the comforts of your own home! Or while at work. Or I guess on your phone while stuck in traffic. Or …

Like I said, those are just the first 12 pouch meals I found, but there are even more you can choose from if none of those sound tasty.

Expiration for this rebate is Oct. 31 and the rebate form must be postmarked by November 14, 2017. Upon submitting the rebate, you should expect to receive your rebate check in 7-8 weeks.

Also make sure you notice the rebates says cans, kits, and buckets are excluded from this offer. If you buy any of the pouch items from Amazon that I linked above, you should be all good.

Free Krispy Kreme Doughtnut

Free Krispy Kreme Doughnut

Free Krispy Kreme Doughtnut

When you join the free Krispy Kreme rewards club, you'll automatically receive a welcome email with a coupon good for a free Krispy Kreme doughnut of your choice!

During registration, enter your birthday and you'll trigger the free Krispy Kreme birthday doughnut offer as well.

Krispy Kreme Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free original glazed DOZEN doughnuts
  • Breakfast
  • Dessert
  • Beverage
Full Birthday Freebies List!
🎂 Don't miss all the free birthday food available each year!

Kids Eat Free at IHOP

Kids Eat Free at IHOP

Kids Eat Free at IHOP

Now through September 25, 2016, kids eat free at IHOP with the purchase of each adult entree from 4-10pm at participating locations. However the geniuses behind what I have to assume is at least a million dollar campaign forgot one key detail during all their meetings. I couldn't find a list of participating locations on their site.

That being said, you'll probably want to call your nearest IHOP before heading off with the little ones in toe.

free yogi tea samples

Free Yogi Tea

free yogi tea samples

Talk about an old-school freebie coming back from the dead. I first posted this free Yogi tea sample back in September of 2006. That's almost 10 freaking years ago! A decade may not seem long ago, but in freebie years, that's like the Middle Ages.

In fact, back then I used to hunt for freebies while dressed in a full suit of armor! I was worried my pets would band together and create a new nation-state without me, so I was constantly ready to fight. Fortunately, I soon discovered the New World followed by the Enlightenment. Both are still two of my favorite bars.

The way this freebie works is that you send a “well wish” to your friend and they get two free tea samples. Don't have a friend who enjoys tea? Who cares, it doesn’t matter, because everybody and their mother (Hi Mom!) can simply send the signup link to themselves. It's our right as Americans! I'm pretty sure Madison crammed it somewhere in the Fourth Amendment.

Free Soylent Drink

Free Soylent Drink

Free Soylent Drink

Oh man, I have a complicated relationship with today's free Soylent drink (10,000 samples available only). I was a paid subscriber for their versions 1.2 to 1.4 after seeing their founder on Colbert Report and let's just say they had a way of turning the mildest of stomaches into roiling pits of gas. They've supposedly fixed this issue with their current 2.0 line, but I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Free Kit Kat & Sierra Mist

Man oh man, am I sad today. Talk about an end of an era. I first discovered both The Daily Show and Stephen Colbert while channel surfing on September 12, 2002. To say I was hooked from the start would be an understatement. You don't just happen to randomly remember what you watched on TV 12 years ago.

For me and millions of others, The Colbert Report wasn’t just a goofy comedy show, it was “must see TV” for the twenty-first century. I’d be flabbergasted if I missed more than 3 of the 1440+ episodes. I can’t think of a single show that flopped either. Sure, there were segments here or there that missed the mark, but overall Colbert was in my life and making me laugh more than any other stranger over the past decade. And all while in character! I can't imagine what that must be like 🙂

I shouldn't be tearing up all day like I have been. The man's not dead! He'll be back on TV before the end of next summer! I'm clearly biased, but there's no doubt in my mind he'll be amazing filling Letterman's shoes. But for the next nine months, my evenings will be a tad dimmer. September is an eternity away right now.

To Stephen and everybody who ever put an hour of work into that show, I cannot thank you enough. Colbert is my comedy idol and if I ever have an ounce of his talent or charisma, I'll die a happy man.

I think the only thing that could cheer me up would be a little comfort food like a free Kit Kat candy bar or a free Sierra Mist 2 liter.

Well hey, look at that!

Free Splenda Sweetener

Free Splenda Sugar Sample

It's been a few years since a free Splenda sweetener sugar offer was around. They gave away free Splenda Naturals stevia samples deep into 2018, but even that appears to have stopped.

As we wait for the sweet freebies to return, here are some high value Splenda coupons along with a few classic HIF jokes from the archives!

Old HIF Splenda Jokes

There's a free Splenda Essentials sugar offer on their Facebook page. You'll also be entered into a contest where a $1000 Visa giftcard will be given away for every 10,000 samples they send out. In other words, tell your friends to get the freebie but stipulate you have dibs if they win the gift card. If they actually go for that, please let me hang out with them.

Today's “always mysteriously available” offer is free Splenda Essentials “sugar”. You get to pick between one with Antioxidants or B vitamins, so study up. I just spend 5 hours on WebMD trying to find out which was more important, but the only thing I learned was that I probably have lupus.

I'm not much of a Splenda fan though. I don't even like the sugar that you can buy in the store. Nope, I go straight for sugar the way Mother Nature intended it to be – in cane form! Sure, some people stare when they see what looks like bamboo sticking out of my coffee mug, but they don't know what they're missing.

Free Catfish Cookbook & Recipes

Did you know August is National Catfish Month? Here I was thinking the only crown it held was National Sweat Your Face Off Month. But no, the catfish industry must have some serious pull in Washington. And now they're giving away free catfish recipes from The Catfish Institute.

And yes, The Catfish Institute is real. I did not make that up. The Catfish Institute. An institute for all your catfish related needs.

Free Kashi Food

First off, wow. The thousands of positive comments and emails that flooded my inbox over the past 72 hours was overwhelming and amazing. You people sure know how to make a guy feel loved. I haven't read them all yet, but please know that I am slowly and surely doing so! I felt like garbage this weekend, but every time I opened my laptop, I was able to smile thanks to y'all.

So again, thank you! I'm feeling good today and my treatment's light this week, so hopefully there are plenty of freebies to post. Speaking of which …

Kashi used to be a big player in the freebie scene. They pulled back on the offers about two years ago, which I found curious, but evidently that was so they could pour every available cent into R&D. How do I know this? Because now they have a free Kashi cereal or granola bar offer that gives 10 year old children the ability to morph into the size of an average adult mom. Color me impressed.

Free Frito Lay Potato Chips

At 3pm EST today, Frito Lay will give away 24,000 free bags of potato chips via their Facebook page in honor of their recent Guinness World Record. Oh, I wonder what the record was! Could it be the world's biggest chip? Perhaps it was for most chips stuffed into a mouth? Let's see…

…Oh. It was for Most Fans on Facebook in 24 Hours. Well that's lame. What? No, I'm not jealous that they were able to get 1,520,360 more fans in one day than HIF has gotten in two years!

Free Crohn’s Cookbook

I used to like watching House. There was something cool about all of the medical diagnosis that they'd have and how if you tweaked one thing or another, it was something completely different. It was like watching a mad scientist at play.

So add that mad science to the kitchen and I guess that's where this free Crohn's disease cookbook comes in handy. Sure, it might be for those who have Crohn's, but I'm sure those without might enjoy the tweaks in their own recipes.

Or just to laugh evilly over a pot of alphabet soup…

Free McDonalds Smoothie Coupon

Hiffers, mark your calendars because over 14,000 locations will be giving out free McDonalds smoothies from 7am-7pm on July 22-24. What does this mean for me? Well, for starters, I'll have to actually put on pants in the morning. I still don't understand society's hatred of guys wearing only boxers and fuzzy bunny slippers.

Also, if you still have USA Weekend or Parade magazine from Sunday, look inside it for a free McDonald's 12oz. Smoothie or Frappe coupon.

Also also, if you decide you want to buy a full-sized smoothie later on, here's a $1/1 coupon from McDonald's site.

Update: So McDonald's chickened out and canceled the freebie event on July 22-24. Wimps.