The Einstein Bros birthday freebie made me realize that I wish I knew the Einstein brothers. I don't know why, but they seem cool. I think it's their logo. I'd get along well with anybody who holds bagels up to their face like monocles.
Judging from the emails I'm still getting, I have to remind people: don't print out the picture above. Go to their website, sign up, and they'll email you your very own coupon. Also, we have a full list of free birthday food!