At a press conference downtown, we find our freebie crusaders!
Goobman: Citizens of HIF-topia! Whilst our communication might be hindered by some problems on the forums, I bring you this urgent and grave message.
The press around the podium chatters
Goobman: You see, HIFfers, with the changing seasons, a lot more children will be running outside and playing. Parents, the time has come to make sure your children are safe!
Boy Adam: Goobman is right, kind citizens, everyone should get one of these free child safety kits today and make sure they're taking the appropriate measures to protect their family today.
A murmur breaks through the crowd and a voice projects from the back, splitting the crowd open!
Lord Undrallio: That's right, denziens of this sloppy suburbia, focus on your children so that I can steal all of your freebies!
Goobman: Not if we can help it! To the Freebiemobile, Boy Adam!
Our heroes race off into the brighter day, in pursuit of their arch-nemesis, leaving us with another saga… TO BE CONTINUED!