EDIT: Nooooooooo! This died maybe 10 minutes after I posted it.
Today marks the third time this month I've written a post for this free Elle Decor magazine subscription from RewardsGold and %&#* if I'm not publishing it before it flipping dies again. I don't even remember what jokes I made the first two times. Probably one about somebody named Elle already decorating my place and another referencing whatever was going on in my life. It most likely had to do with coffee, alcohol, or my dogs. I live a riveting life.
[thanks Hip 2 Save!]