I just added this free Jack in the Box Dessert on your birthday to our gargantuan free birthday food list, but I thought I'd highlight it here since the freebies are kind of “blah” today. I doubt I have a Jack in the Box nearby though. I've got an Arby's. Is that good enough? No? Crap.
How about it being Happy Hour yet. No? I'm pretty sure this Thursday will be the end of me then.