Arby's 50th anniversary is right around the corner, which is why they're giving away free Jamocha shakes tomorrow, Wednesday, July 23. … Wait, you're telling me 50th anniversaries are celebrated with milkshakes instead of gold?! Interesting. My fear of commitment seems to have magically vanished.
No purchase is necessary and you can show the coupon on your phone, hence saving ink, trees, and time not wasted on kicking your printer for refusing to connect.