One of my favorite holidays is fast approaching. No, not Halloween, that's for chumps. I'm talking of course about Talk Like A Pirate Day, which is Wednesday, September 19! I'm sure it's circled on the calendar and you've given your kids blessing to skip school.
Between making your neighbors walk the plank and brewing some homemade grog, don't forget to pick up a free Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut! Any buccaneer who talks like a pirate will get their free doughnut.