You might be interested to know that McDonald's app for iOs or Android has a ton of coupons available and they cycle new ones in regularly. I had the following offers, most of which expired in 5-10 days:
- Free sandwich with first app purchase
- BOGO free sandwich
- BOGO free breakfast sandwich
- $2 off any purchase of $10 or more
- Free medium fries and soft drink with signature crafted sandwich purchase
- BOGO large McCafe lemonade
- Free medium McCafe or regular McFlurry with any purchase
After downloading the app, you'll need to make an account then select your local McDonald's. The Deals section will then update with all your local coupons available.
I don't have a good joke for this, but this made me remember the time my best friend and I walked two miles just to buy a 20 piece McNugget once. Man, 14 year olds are so stupid.