Free Olay Sample Bundle

Over the years, various free Olay sample bundle packs have included the following freebies:

  • Sample of Fragrance Free
  • Olay Whips
  • Deep Hydrating Eye Gel
  • Daily Facial Cleansing Cloths

Their most recent sample offer was in 2019, so I feel confident saying Olay still gives away freebies regularly. While we wait for their next release, here are some of our older Olay jokes from previous samples.


This free Olay Total Effects Anti-Aging body wash promises to have “7 skin benefits,” so in the interest of science, I'm going to try and guess all seven.

  1. Dirt and grim are washed off.
  2. Leaves a thin, temporary fire-resistant coating.
  3. Four words: Glow in the dark!
  4. With every wash, you look three days younger.
  5. Contains 100% daily value of zinc, iron, and fiber – and they're all absorbed through your skin!
  6. Can burn off unwanted moles, freckles, and body hair with focused scrubbing.
  7. May result in free transformation of feet into flippers!

How many do you think I got correct? Five?


Walmart's free Olay Total Effects body wash offer got me wondering. How many other people pretend they're bullfighting and repeatedly shout “olay!” in the shower while using this product? Only me? Hmmm, I think y'all are missing out.

[Thanks to Hiffer Holly for sending this in!]