Friday, April 26, is National Pretzel Day and Pretzelmaker will celebrate this odd holiday with! All you have to do is stop in at a and … tell a joke?
Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. Back off, Pretzelmaker! Making jokes about freebies is my turf! This sole freebie could put me out of business. So do me a favor and make sure your joke is especially bad. It doesn't even have to make sense. Try something like “knock, knock,” “who's there,” “GIVE ME A PRETZEL!”
[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]