Hey, this Marie Callender's birthday freebie has been updated. And while I'd normally complain over losing free pie, one of the few things I'll accept as an equal replacement is a free breakfast meal! If you ever have to tell me bad news, hand me a giant cup of hot coffee and a plate of bacon first and I promise things will go smoothly.
Don't be alarmed by the title of the free birthday breakfast offer. A Magnificent Six is one number off a Western shootout. You'll get to finish your meal at any pace you want without worrying about Wyatt Earp giving you any side eye.