- Dessert
Hey, this Marie Callender's birthday freebie has been updated. And while I'd normally complain over losing free pie, one of the few things I'll accept as an equal replacement is a free breakfast meal! If you ever have to tell me bad news, hand me a giant cup of hot coffee and a plate of bacon first and I promise things will go smoothly.
Don't be alarmed by the title of the free birthday breakfast offer. A Magnificent Six is one number off a Western shootout. You'll get to finish your meal at any pace you want without worrying about Wyatt Earp giving you any side eye.