Edit: The old email used to say “we don't sing, we saute,” which they don't say in the new app you need to use. That's a vital piece of info for the joke below to make sense 🙂
I disagree with the message associated with Noodles & Company's birthday freebie. While I love me some free food, I also enjoy the restaurant staff singing Happy Birthday to me. I spend 90% of my life in awkward, uncomfortable situations so it's nice to see other people share in my misery from time to time.
[thanks to Hiffer Kimberly for alerting me to the updated offer!]