Despite growing up in South Carolina, I don't watch NASCAR. If I wanted to see gruesome car wrecks every weekend, I'd drive around my neighborhood with my eyes closed. I'd have to convince a friend to film me as well due to the whole “you can't see your own gruesome car wreck if you have your eyes closed” conundrum. Seems like way too much work, if you ask me.
However if you enjoy the sport and eat at Outback on Mondays, then cheer for Ryan Newman. Every time he places in the top 10 in a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race this year, we get a free Bloomin' Onion the Monday immediately following that Sprint Cup race. I have absolutely no idea if he's any good, but my name's Ryan and his name's Ryan, so I'm feeling confident.
If (when?) Ryan Newman scores our freebie, I'll send an announcement on HIF's Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ page. But I'm pretty bad at remembering things, so you may want to sign up and not rely on me.
[thanks to Scott for posting this on our Facebook wall!]