The old Red Lobster birthday freebie was kind of lame. $5 off two adult entrees? What about those of us who are single or misanthropic? Sometimes I go out to eat with people and all they want to do is talk. I know! I don't get it either.
That's why the new and latest Red Lobster offer is great – you get to choose from free dessert, signature shrimp cocktail, or bowl of any soup! You gotta love a company that codifies their free birthday food into their FAQs!