Updated on 06-16-2014
I'm wary of any place whose name is associated with death. Sure, a Smokey Bones birthday freebie might be nice, but do you know how many people want me dead? Well, none that I know of, but I once stole Timmy Johnson's cupcake in the 3rd grade. I'm sure he's still plotting his revenge.
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