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Stock Coupon Photos Are The Best

Updated: Sep 12, 2018 · Posted on Feb 27, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Stupid stock coupon photo

Thankfully the stock photo world found some new models since I first wrote this in 2012. I'm sure old school Hiffers can remember seeing these images all over the Internet!

If you're a longtime reader of coupon, freebie, or deal blogs then you've seen the image above. You at least recognize the model. Chances are you've seen her more times than you've seen yourself in a mirror.

Long story short I got bored tonight and fell down the istock rabbit hole. If you view any of her photos, you'll see a link titled “Click here to view more images in the series: female40 model.” Thus we can safely conclude her name is female40 model, or F40M to her friends.

F40M is also super proud of accomplishing rudimentary tasks.

Stupid stock coupon photo
Look, I'm using a coupon!
Stupid stock coupon photo
Look, I found some juice!
Stupid stock coupon photo
Look, I'm paying for my bananas instead of stealing them!

You may have noticed that she's wearing a different shirt in that last photos. That's because she has quite an array of photos spanning all sorts of “activities.”

Stupid stock coupon photo
She helps kids build gingerbread houses.
Stupid stock coupon photo
She creeps on people with a hairdryer.
Stupid stock coupon photo
She stuns her vet by feeding the dog unopened food.
Stupid stock coupon photo
She's caught reselling her supermarket purchases at a farmer's market?
Stupid stock coupon photo
Look, flowers!!

The checkout guy is now buying flowers with her. And she's wearing the same shirt as when she bought groceries. F40M moves fast.

Of course, she's not the only coupon chick you see around.

Stupid stock coupon photo
Use these coupons or I will cut you.
Stupid stock coupon photo
I'm fairly certain that's not a legit coupon or website.

Speaking of coupon fraud, most of the coupons in the pictures below are the same. I'd totally watch a hybrid of COPS and Extreme Couponing. TLC, call me.

Stupid stock coupon photo
Nope, nothing crazy here...
Stupid stock coupon photo
Ah, it looks like you actually forgot to use those coupons.
Stupid stock coupon photos
Is she shopping at King’s Cross station
Stupid stock coupon photos
Turns out you can buy a baby with coupons.

However none of those are my favorite stock coupon image. The runner up is:

Stupid stock coupon photo
Get a room.

I don't know why that shows up when you search for “coupons” on a stock image site, but just look at her. Who gets that blissful picking breakfast snacks? There is totally another plain of emotions we're not privy to at work here.

But the current reigning champion?

Stupid stock coupon photos
Cleanup in aisle 4.

The actual title of the above image is “FREEDOM!” When will people realize children peeing in the middle of the pasta aisle is no laughing matter?

For the record, this is the kind of stuff I do when bored. πŸ˜€ I love that the only category I can place this in is “HIF Exclusive.”

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A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time, I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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63 Comments, join the conversation

  1. HollyL says

    November 14, 2012 at 09:23 pm

    “She creeps on people with a hairdryer.”
    Β 
    That was blatant hilariousness. You could kill people with phrases like that. HAHAHA

    Reply
  2. Shel says

    March 15, 2012 at 03:19 am

    I keep reading this one over and over……… LOL Hilarious! She creeps on ppl with a hairdryer? LMAO Where do u come up with this?

    Reply
  3. Taylor says

    March 12, 2012 at 02:02 pm

    Goob,

    THIS JUST MADE MY DAY! πŸ˜€ thank you for not just running a coupon site but actually making it fun and FUNNY. I seriously find this post hilarious hahahahah

    Reply
  4. Christina says

    March 5, 2012 at 12:33 am

    Ha ha, that’s funny. Great job. You should definitely consider the suggestions about doing your own comedy show or skit of some kind. Maybe a blog or something, that would be great. You would definitely have plenty of followers, just as you do on HIF. I, among many others, think you are absolutely hilarious, and love all of your comments as much as the wonderful freebies you post. Thanks so much for keeping this site going even through your health struggle. You are a true inspiration to many. God bless you for being a light that not only brightens people’s days, but entire lives as well. It’s people like you that make this world a better place. Shine on!

    πŸ™‚

    Reply
  5. Diana says

    March 4, 2012 at 06:24 pm

    LOVE IT!! lol..

    Reply
  6. PeaceLovePurple says

    March 2, 2012 at 08:29 pm

    I was sad b/c all the freebies are dead already… then I come across this and remember why I still come here as often as possible! (Usually everyday..)

    You are hilarious , BUT like #29 Brandi said… we look insane trying to explain what’s so funny, so would you please consider the book idea someone mentioned awhile back. You already have sales among your Hiffers!!

    Reply
  7. Lisa says

    March 2, 2012 at 04:21 pm

    Thanks Goob for the laugh (I’m still laughing). You just made a really crappy day for me turn out great!

    Reply
  8. Anges Attic says

    March 2, 2012 at 02:19 pm

    OM Gosh…I can’t stop giggling. I enjoyed your running commentary throughout it. Super funny!

    Reply
  9. Theresa J. says

    March 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    You kill me, Goob!!! Too funny.

    Reply
  10. tsana says

    March 2, 2012 at 11:56 am

    thanks!!!I smiled the whole way through!

    Reply
  11. Ashley says

    February 29, 2012 at 09:33 pm

    I get a lot of my coupons from little booklets that I pick up around town, and I’ve noticed the same stock photo of a tanned woman with platinum hair and tons of eyeliner holding a seashell, used for various beauty salons and spas. I’ve to refer to her a ‘eyeliner chick’. πŸ˜€ I didn’t know anybody else noticed things like that. Thanks for the laugh πŸ˜›

    Reply
  12. Al says

    February 29, 2012 at 08:13 pm

    You just made my year!

    Reply
  13. Katy says

    February 29, 2012 at 07:32 pm

    I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you so much for these pictures and captions!

    Reply
  14. denise says

    February 29, 2012 at 03:52 pm

    OMG you are cracking me up with the comments !!
    Thanks for the laugh I needed that.

    Reply
  15. Amanda says

    February 29, 2012 at 10:57 am

    Love it! So funny.

    Reply
  16. Becki says

    February 29, 2012 at 12:16 am

    I don’t remember the last time I laughed that hard…. It might of been when I read the ASK JEEVES article on satire wire.

    Reply
  17. Cheapsk8 says

    February 28, 2012 at 10:22 pm

    “cleanup in aisle 4.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked. THANK YOU!

    Reply
  18. Maureen says

    February 28, 2012 at 08:52 pm

    This place is soooo much better at plot lines than any TV writers in existence!
    When does the sequel come out?

    Reply
  19. Pathers says

    February 28, 2012 at 07:42 pm

    This made me actually laugh out loud, so I felt the need to type that out, rather than use the abbreviation.

    Reply
  20. Jane says

    February 28, 2012 at 06:35 pm

    Thanks so much for making me laugh and brightening up my day! You’re the best, Goob!

    Reply
  21. Michelle Jiskra says

    February 28, 2012 at 06:18 pm

    You are always so funny, and this really made my day better! Hope you are having a good day too! Thank you for all that you do. πŸ™‚

    Reply
  22. Mrs. Sunshine says

    February 28, 2012 at 03:48 pm

    You’re sweet!

    Reply
  23. Lisa says

    February 28, 2012 at 03:28 pm

    This was too funny, thank you SO much for the hilarious comments on the photos!

    Reply
  24. Donna says

    February 28, 2012 at 03:21 pm

    Thanks for my laugh for the day! You’re so funny! Keep up the good work, I look forward to seeing what you come up with next..:P Silly rabbit!

    Reply
  25. Cath says

    February 28, 2012 at 03:16 pm

    Oh, I needed that series of laughs so much today! Thanks.

    Reply
  26. Serena says

    February 28, 2012 at 03:12 pm

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Reply
  27. DEE says

    February 28, 2012 at 02:42 pm

    HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!

    Reply
  28. Dee says

    February 28, 2012 at 01:04 pm

    Goob, kudos to you for all you do…laughter is definitely the best medicine. Keep up the GREAT work and don’t forget to remember to take care of YOU! ~~mwah~~
    Jan #25…I had to go back over all of them and laff some more, thanks for pointing that out.

    Reply
  29. Ogblofeld says

    February 28, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    A problem with being humorous is that it often causes people to read your posting more carefully, to ensure not a hilarity is missed, but also leads to scrutiny with Kenobe grammar nerds saying: That was not the “plain” you were looking for.

    Reply
  30. eilee says

    February 28, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Love you Goob for making me smile. I was wondering why someone would bring dog food to the vet’s office in the first place.

    Reply
  31. Karin says

    February 28, 2012 at 11:58 am

    OMG, sooo funny!!! I noticed that cute lady is always showing up on the coupon image on many sites, but didn’t pay much attentions. Thanks for the laugh! πŸ™‚

    Reply
  32. LaelaS says

    February 28, 2012 at 11:15 am

    LMAO that last image was too adorable– and the caption you gave it was the cherry on top. β€œHIF Exclusive” beautiful

    Reply
  33. Kim says

    February 28, 2012 at 10:49 am

    Hahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah omg lolololololol

    Reply
  34. Brandi says

    February 28, 2012 at 10:44 am

    p.s. thank you Jan #25, I hadn’t noticed the captions when you hover over the pic; so much better. And Goob, if you come to Tempe to perform, I will be in the audience as well.

    Reply
  35. Brandi says

    February 28, 2012 at 10:40 am

    I just want to say I love you. I think your humor is hilarious; though often times I get scared looks when I try to explain what is so funny. I still laugh about your yurt joke. Anyhow, thanks for doubling your freebie website as a humor column.

    Reply
  36. Jade B says

    February 28, 2012 at 10:23 am

    “She stuns her vet by feeding the dog unopened food.” The dog looks even more perplexed because BPA-lined pseudo-metal is just not his thing!

    Reply
  37. Amy says

    February 28, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Priceless and first time I have laughed in days :O))
    <3

    Reply
  38. Claygirlsings says

    February 28, 2012 at 09:51 am

    Hilarious! Although, that is clearly the cracker/cookie aisle, not pasta. I’d recognize a Goldfish cracker package anywhere!

    More of this please, it’s great!

    Reply
  39. Jan says

    February 28, 2012 at 09:49 am

    I really loved the other captions that came up when you hover over the pics. Hysterical.

    Reply
  40. Maerita says

    February 28, 2012 at 09:17 am

    OOPS!!! That is stop and buy flowers.

    Reply
  41. Maerita says

    February 28, 2012 at 09:15 am

    Maybe the cashier is her husband,(see wedding ring) and they are smiling because she is getting the family discount at the grocery store. They saved enough money to stope and buy flowers.

    Reply
  42. jpbowen says

    February 28, 2012 at 08:07 am

    Very funny! Silly way to start the day.

    Reply
  43. LadySiren says

    February 28, 2012 at 08:07 am

    Goob, I did this a week or two ago. You didn’t include superhero coupon lady in your collection, so here she is.

    https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.3382223639680.2164866.1392131000&type=3&l=28c6244590

    Reply
  44. Trisha says

    February 28, 2012 at 08:07 am

    This was a great way to start my morning…THANKS!

    Reply
  45. tazie says

    February 28, 2012 at 08:02 am

    Still wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing so much…Goob, you’re the best, that frikkin made my week. πŸ™‚

    Reply
  46. Garden Gal says

    February 28, 2012 at 07:03 am

    thanks for the laughs. You are so so funny. Come to AZ and do some stand up comedy at the club in Tempe AZ. How do you think up these things to do?

    Reply
  47. Theresa B says

    February 28, 2012 at 12:20 am

    *snicker*snort*guffaw*!

    Reply
  48. Kendra says

    February 28, 2012 at 12:07 am

    ROFLMAO @ all!

    Reply
  49. 2Funny says

    February 27, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    Definitely thought this was some type of weird, demented freebie. Nope, turns out you made my crappy day loads better. My crazy boss was yelling at a fellow co-worker, & I had to stand up for her. Ended up crying in the corner. I feel like I’m in high school again D:

    Reply
  50. Charlene @ My Frugal Adventures says

    February 27, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    You are hysterical and insane all at the same time.

    PS: Cleanup on aisle 4 is no where near as funny in real life.

    Reply
  51. Leann says

    February 27, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Awesome post

    Reply
  52. seed says

    February 27, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    I love you Goob!! πŸ™‚

    Reply
  53. TJ says

    February 27, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    Haha “Cleanup in aisle 4” πŸ™‚

    Reply
  54. butterfly_net2 says

    February 27, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    omg…I think someone has a crush!!! πŸ˜‰

    Reply
  55. Feisty says

    February 27, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    Now that you mention it. I think that cashier might not be a cashier at all! He’s clearly wearing a bright blue shirt and stalking her in that first photo. He just looked the other way when he noticed someone taking her picture.

    Do you think he killed the real cashier or just stole a uniform?

    Reply
  56. [email protected] says

    February 27, 2012 at 09:47 pm

    This really cracked me up. This is my first time visiting your site. Love it & Thanks for the laugh!

    Reply
  57. Susan says

    February 27, 2012 at 09:46 pm

    Get bored more often, Goob! Hilarious!

    Reply
  58. Goob says

    February 27, 2012 at 09:34 pm

    Tim, look at her “portfolio!” The cashier shows up in other, more intimate, photos and yet some other dude does as well. Plus the captions say those kids are hers. I almost made up an entire crazy existence based just on her stock photos.

    Reply
  59. Michelle says

    February 27, 2012 at 09:25 pm

    This post was the highlight of my day!

    Reply
  60. Keri says

    February 27, 2012 at 09:21 pm

    LOL – oh thanks for the laugh

    Reply
  61. Mary @4our2cents says

    February 27, 2012 at 09:17 pm

    sorry that should say woman
    And I swear we will never use F40M on our page (she is sooo yesterday!) πŸ˜€

    Reply
  62. Mary @4our2cents says

    February 27, 2012 at 09:16 pm

    LOL!! Goob you are hilarious! I especially like the older womsn- forgot to use them comment.

    Reply
  63. Tim says

    February 27, 2012 at 09:14 pm

    The cashier is stalking the coupon lady. He is pretending to look at flowers, but all evidence shows he was the cashier at the grocery store. Someone call the authorities, her life may be in danger.

    Reply

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