Which Wich Birthday Freebie

Which Wich Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free regular Wich (AKA sandwhich)
Today's Freebie Free regular drink
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I'm lucky I don't live close to a store where I can redeem my Which Wich birthday freebie because I would be banned and possibly beaten within minutes. There's just no way around the fact that I would launch into a custom Who's on First routine with which, wich, wiches, and witch.