Free Jergens Natural Glow Moisturizers

Posted on 03.29.2009 at 1:15 pm by in Body Products

Call me demanding, but when I come across a freebie with the word “glow” in it, such as this free Jergens Natural Glow moisturizer, I expect the models in the ad to be glowing as if they’d smeared plutonium all over their bodies. Heck, it doesn’t even look like they’re glowing at all! The very least they could have done is covered themselves with glow in the dark stickers to make the product look convincing. How am I supposed to scare the neighborhood children if this product can’t even make me glow as promised?





:: 15 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 debbie hirstein | March 29th, 2009 at 03:42 pm

    love the web site

  2. #2 goob | March 29th, 2009 at 04:46 pm

    does anyone actually read the dreck that you write?

  3. #3 janny | March 29th, 2009 at 08:01 pm

    would like too try it thanks

  4. #4 Marge | March 29th, 2009 at 08:27 pm

    I adore the dreck that good writes. Goog: you’re adorable!!

  5. #5 Marge | March 29th, 2009 at 08:28 pm

    Wow, look at that, I spelled Goob’s name wrong twice!! Sorry, Goob!

  6. #6 Heatherinski | March 29th, 2009 at 08:43 pm

    It’s a cryin’ shame that we can’t edit our posts. I’ve wanted to do that a time or two.
    Oh, and here’s a heads up to anyone not receiving the HIF newsletter. I have G-Mail and for the last 3 days I’ve found the newsletter in the spam folder. I keep marking it “not spam”, but the next day it’s right back there. :(

  7. #7 Goob | March 29th, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    Thanks for the kind words, Marge!

    And Heather, I have no idea why Gmail does that. I find it ironic that Gmail sometimes marks the HIF newsletter as spam, especially considering the fact that I use another Google service to send out the newsletter.

  8. #8 Rebecca | March 30th, 2009 at 03:04 am

    I enjoy what Goob writes, i love his sense of humor and appreciate his cyber digging to find us goodies. Thanks Goob and keep em comin please!!

  9. #9 Rebecca | March 30th, 2009 at 03:06 am

    ooh say how do i get a diffy avatar?

  10. #10 KFM | March 30th, 2009 at 08:07 am

    Great, now all I can think about is Fleetwood Mac’s “Go Your Own Way.”

    But secretly I’m thinking “Glow your own way.”

  11. #11 Goob | March 30th, 2009 at 09:35 am

    Rebecca, you can swap out your image at gravatar.com

    KFM, thanks, now you’ve got that song stuck in my head!

  12. #12 Rebecca | March 30th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Thanks for answers!! and thanks for the dang gone song stuck in my head now too! i have also realized that this is not the site where goob writes about scott is it? if that wasn’t so funny i’d be embarrassed! glad to “meet” yas all! and thanks again for the gravatar info!

  13. #13 Barbara | April 3rd, 2009 at 09:28 am

    would like to try your products

  14. #14 Judy | April 16th, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Received. nice product-non greasy and effective. Thanks.

  15. #15 steph | April 29th, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    totally awesome! perfect for my purse..love it. thanks!



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