Free Beech-Nut Starter Kit
Aw man, this free Beech-Nut Starter Kit is for babies, not literal beach crazed fans as the name suggests. How would a beach starter kit even work? They send you an envelope full of sand and a little umbrella from cocktail drinks?
This freebie includes coupons for Beech-Nut products as well as a newsletter with “helpful advice.” I can dole out advice as well, such as be prepared for babies to pee on you. I’ve got dozens of younger siblings1 and they just love to surprise unsuspecting diaper changers.
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