Free Olay Total Effects Body Wash
In order to get this free Olay Total Effects Anti-Aging body wash, you have to log-in or sign up with P&G Everyday Solutions. The body wash promises to have “7 skin benefits,” so in the interest of science1, I’m going to try and guess all seven.
- Dirt and grim are washed off.
- Leaves a thin, temporary fire-resistant coating.
- Four words: Glow in the dark!
- With every wash, you look three days younger.
- Contains 100% daily value of zinc, iron, and fiber – and they’re all absorbed through your skin!
- Can burn off unwanted moles, freckles, and body hair with focused scrubbing.
- May result in free transformation of feet into flippers!
How many do you think I got correct? Five?
You’ll be offered a few other coupons as well. I had $1 off Scope and another $1 off Downy coupons available, among others.
- this doesn’t actually help science out at all [↩]







Boy, something to wash off my grim!
What a find!
hey your product is wonderful
IMy neighbor was just telling me how much she loves these products,
Once again, Goob, I was laughing so hard when I read this that I probably created more wrinkles on my face, so I need this one…..I almost enjoy reading your comments on the products as much as getting the freebies!! I’m really glad I found this site. Cheers!!!