Free Axe Detailer Shower Tool
This free Axe Detailer Shower Tool is easy to get through an automated phone call, but it contains some weird sexual innuendos. But what do you expect from Axe? Plus, do we really need to introduce tools into our daily showering routine? I have enough trouble working a bar of soap, but now that we’ve brought mechanics into the equation, I fear for my 7am sanity.
To get the freebie:
- Call 1-877-329-3225
- Press 1
- Press 2
From now until Sunday, March 14, they’ll give away 1,000 each week starting at 12:01am every Monday morning. Hence why I’m posting this now! If you think you might be up tonight, have at it.



I like a man with clean ……………
…axe? :p
NASTY!!!!! Dirty balls until next Monday.
12:01 Eastern or Pacific? I need to know cause I really need to take a shower
I believe it’s easter, but I’m not entirely positive.
LOL They were out already, but I can’t stop laughing about the men with dirty balls comment. LOL
Well if ya axe me, it sounds like a Alfred Hitchcock movie in the making. Axe in the shower. LOL!
Ooh, it could be a movie of the week. Husband cheats on wife and wife axe his dirty balls in the shower!
Sure glad that dirty balls don’t grow on trees! LOL!
Should we ask for a show of hands of the GENTLEMEN that did not get this sample! LOL!
What exactly is this free “shower tool”?
I thought it was a tool for detailing your axe in the shower…I could really use that…
When my balls are dirty I just play w/ my blocks.
I just tried at 12:01 Eastern Time and they are all gone. So does anyone know exactly what time zone they are working from.
so I called at 1202, and I was too late!! I guess there must have been ALOT of guys with dirty balls
called right at 12:01, says they gave away a 1000 already.
Who knows the timing on this? I certainly don’t – I’m in the Central time zone, and with the thinking that they might be looking at 12:01 Eastern time for a cutoff, I just called (11:13 PM; would be 12:13 AM eastern). No go.
I guess I will have to use my wife’s sponge to clean them
dirty balls? clean um up… lmao
I’d be shocked if they ran out of supplies immediately. Perhaps Axe’s system didn’t reset at midnight like it was supposed to? Or maybe it’s PST? (I just assumed it’d be EST – I apologize for my east coast bias).
Sorry I don’t have more info on this, everybody.
12 minutes after midnight here on the west coast, and it’s still a no-go.
huhuhuhuh…she said balls!!!!
The message was the same when I called yesterday and this morning. Try again next Monday.
‘dem balls, ‘dem balls, ‘dem dirty balls!
Worked this morning!
Call the #, answer the question. Hang up, watch the video, call back and leave your name, address, city, zip. Coupon to arrive in 4 to 6 weeks.
Having balls was not a requirement!
Does it cost to call an 877 number? (I never know which of the 800 numbers are free and which aren’t.)
Worked for me too Star! Had tried earlier, did not! So Star did you tell them you had big, or small balls? PS: I’m on the east coast.
LOL! Dee I told them I had a lot of balls!
Hope its a BIG Axe Detailer Shower Tool! LOL!
I just called at 8am EST. They still had coupons and I will receive mine in 4 to 6 weeks. Then when it arrives and I will give it to my son, so when he leaves to join the Army in July, he can take it with him so he doesn’t have dirty anything!
Sorry couldn’t go there, since I will be giving it to my son, I mean he is my son and not some stranger who may or may not have dirty balls. LoL
And someone asked what is was, well do a google search under images and you will see what you are getting.
I was just able to order…and now I’m blushing. Hah! I hope my son enjoys this after what I went through to get it.
I called and it worked just fine. I actually didn’t listen to the recording since im at work and was trying to get it done fast….I just used the presets Goob gave us. Im relieved that other women are ordering this as well though. My husband is going to love this freebie.
got mine~~thanks. But still am curious as to what a shower tool is???
If you want to see what you’re requesting, go to this website:
http://www.amazon.com/Detailer-Shower-Tool-Colors-Vary/dp/B0017TZD7S?tag=dogpile-20
Goob, I hope you don’t mind me posting this link. If so, please delete.
The Axe shower tool is basically a ‘Man Scrubbie’!! (teehehe!)
I just got one. So must be midnight Hawaii time.
ok.. option 1 is for small balls, option 2 is for large balls….
did i hear that right?
They have already given away 1000. Guess I’ll try next Monday. My husband is going to die when he sees this “tool.”
HA! “Call back next week so you can clean your balls”! Classic!
I wonder if they would know what to do with the shower tool!! Hence I see alot of them hanging on the trailer hitches of their pick’em trucks. Guess that airs them out!!!!! LOL!!! You know them balls need a good scrubbing!!! ;0)
No Clean Balls – No Action!!!!
Rub-a-Dub-Dub! Better Scrub Scrub Scrub!! LOL!!
I fell of my chair laughing when I heard there where a alot of men out there with dirty balls.
Ana, I’ve seen those balls you speak of….. now those are some dirty balls!
YOU KNOW THAT’S RIGHT DEE!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAH it’s for a coupon, and everyone here knows about the clean your balls thing
OK, so I checked this out and then saw this commercial, you HAVE to see this commercial, you will be in the floor laughing! http://www.cleansyourballs.com
Just got through! Thankx!
I’m getting my coupon, went through just fine 8.28am est.
For those of you who called and made it into the 1000 and get your detailer, did you answer that you heard of the detailer online or from another person.
Thanks!
well, I personally like my man with dirty balls :p but I’m a guy so yeah
darn, I missed it!
lmao i just called and the automated voice said, im sorry i have bad news…there are so many guys who needed thier balls clean that we already gave them out
Still works. Called today 12:00am EST and getting my coupon in 4 – 6 wks.
Does not work I entered the promt and it told me I entered an invalid entry! HELLO I want me free ball detailer!
I called several times and always called too late until one time I called in time on October 2010 since the free offer was supposed to be going on until November, 2010. I gave my name and address, even pushed the button to indicate that I have big balls. It is now January 13, 2011 and to this day I never received anything from AXE. My guess the promotion was fake and started by some pervert in the AXE company. I saw the detailer for $6.49 at the supermarket but I’m not about to buy it, especially since AXE is a flaky company.