Free Lifestyles Condom

EDIT: As Joe in the comments said, this offer has gone limp.

I’m not having the best of luck with freebies this week. However, being an unflinchingly optimistic fool, I can feel my fortune turning around. Why? Because the last time I posted this free Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive condom, it was accidentally classified under our default category: Animals / Pets. Oops.

But not this time! I’ve quadruple checked that this post is marked under Body Products, so that makes the score Universe: 15,168 – Goob: 1. The comeback has begun!





:: 25 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 obsessed cc/ob |

    Umm, don’t think I’ll be needing these, but thanks!

  2. #2 Chelsea Fetch |

    Thanks Goob!

  3. #3 Nicki |

    I’m thinking of all the really awkward places I could list as an address to send one of these…I think my evil side just showed up

  4. #4 Brian |

    I don’t need these things, but I’ll take them anyway. When I filled out the form, I put in the year of my birth, which would make me thirty, and it says i have to be above the age of 18.

  5. #5 Brian |

    sorry, i figured it out, there was a box to check that says i’m over 18. I wonder what would happen if i put in a year that would make me 17 and checked the box.

  6. #6 Laela |

    great now if only i could sign up for this while @work lol

  7. #7 Buck |

    Thank you, Brian. I didn’t see that box until you mentioned it. Now my request has finally gotten through.

  8. #8 Halib |

    Haha ordered me sum. Might as well prepare for spring break lol

  9. #9 Debbie |

    “Sorry, but due to high demand, our free condom offer has ended.”

  10. #10 lifestyle condom |

    Thats to bad. You can always order them online for less than you pay in the stores.

  11. #11 Pudding |

    Offer has ended :(

  12. #12 Katie |

    Sent 1 to my sister, I hope her husband opens it & they get a good laugh out of it wondering how they got a free condom! Haha.

  13. #13 erica |

    all gone…poo

  14. #14 Eurus Zephyrus |

    The freebie is dead.

  15. #15 papisbabee |

    uhm…americas pasttime..lol..all gone!

  16. #16 Pimp |

    no more love gloves

  17. #17 rpmsing |

    missed it

  18. #18 Joe |

    The Free Condom Samples have gone limp

  19. #19 Dussarong |

    UM!!!!!!!

  20. #20 rae |

    You can always get them FREE at your local Planned Parenthood.

  21. #21 Chris |

    Are these made in China? I don’t trust Chinese made Condoms! “Hint: Chinese = Over Population” so I figure they don’t do a good job at Condom creation! LOL

  22. #22 Jillian |

    And they’re out! lol

  23. #23 Maureen |

    Too late. Nothing like getting stiffed from the condom freebie!

  24. #24 Michelle |

    condoms should always be free

  25. #25 DrJohnson |

    that’s true Michelle, just like spreading STD’s are free too. I hope all the freebie grabbers here actually put these to use and not stockpile with the rest of their freebies ;)



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