Free ONE Condom

Posted on 04.14.2010 at 1:00 pm by in Body Products, Facebook

Free ONE Condom

The first 25,000 Facebook fans will receive a free ONE condom. I always like it when a company spells their name in capital letters, as it makes me think it’s an acronym for something. Let’s see, ONE…how about Optimal Naked Experience. Yep, that’s gotta be it!





:: 17 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 Sabrina | April 14th, 2010 at 01:14 pm

    I thought you were just trying to drive the point home that there will be only ONE free condom. And no more. Just one. That’s all you get.

  2. #2 lol | April 14th, 2010 at 01:38 pm

    #1 definately shouldn’t be making kids with comments like that keeping america dumb

  3. #3 Sarah H. | April 14th, 2010 at 01:47 pm

    How about learning to spell DEFINITELY properly, or at least using the spell check, that’s what the little squiggly red line underneath the misspelled wordis for….THAT’S keeping America dumb. ;D

  4. #4 Silver | April 14th, 2010 at 01:48 pm

    Make sure the get the ONE. lol.

  5. #5 Silver | April 14th, 2010 at 01:49 pm

    they* their*

  6. #6 obsessed cc/ob | April 14th, 2010 at 02:28 pm

    Sarah H., good one.

  7. #7 Jo | April 14th, 2010 at 02:36 pm

    From their Offer Page:

    Every condom is individually, electronically tested for safety and reliability

    My comment: (Er…not a visual I welcome)

    Sorry, you must be 18 or over to receive this sample. (We wouldn’t mind sending you ONE®, but we don’t want angry calls from your parents). But, sign-up anyway and we’ll send you a free music code instead.

    My Comment: (Hey mom…bad news..I had unprotected sex BUT I got the music that we did it to FREE!…Um, yeah…send my kid the condom please.)

  8. #8 Suddz | April 14th, 2010 at 02:44 pm

    thanks, im sure this 1>ONE>one is blocked at work.

    have a nice day Goob!!

  9. #9 Sugarbear | April 14th, 2010 at 05:25 pm

    I’D like to have an optimal naked experience with Goob. lol

  10. #10 theresa b | April 14th, 2010 at 05:28 pm

    The things I do for free stuff! LOL (and keep the kid count to 3!)

  11. #11 Trish | April 14th, 2010 at 06:53 pm

    Did you see the dress and the Tiger Woods outfit made entirely of condoms on their Facebook page?

  12. #12 maureen | April 14th, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    #7 Jo – I didn’t think of that!!! My guess is that the free download is “Your Having My Baby”!

  13. #13 Coltsfan | April 15th, 2010 at 08:40 am

    ONE – One Night of Extacy. Our Night Entangled. One Naughty Enticement. I’m sad there’s not more O.N.E. brainstorming going on!

  14. #14 Jo | April 15th, 2010 at 11:25 am

    LOL maureen.

  15. #15 Dr Johnson | April 15th, 2010 at 01:16 pm

    poor poor Sarah H. definately has so many issues she really should be using condoms, so many angry S.A.H.M’s these days no wonder so many men file for divorce ;)

  16. #16 bobby brownstain | April 15th, 2010 at 01:56 pm

    lol i remember when i tried these condoms for the first time lalalala. i was thrusting with my dirty lady when suddenly i had to pinch a loaf lalalalala!!!!!. so i ran to the bathroom and my member went limp and i tried to pull the condom off my limp sasuage and it broke off and i hit myself in the face and gave my self a black eye lalalalaal. all because of a 5 dollar spicey induced subway sub lalalalalala. i pinched a mean liquidy loaf fellas lalalalaalla!!!!!

  17. #17 brittney | April 19th, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    my daughter i like 13 and she wore a thong i think im gonna give her this condom cuz i aint rasing no babies!!!!



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